These puns are getting out of Mein Kampfort zone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-RedContinum-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Heil the mein guy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
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Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...

Riceless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Okay I'm just going to drink Mein Kampfee now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLackBErries__
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Why don't I do Hitler jokes ?

Because they are outta mein kampfort zone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BoogiepoP_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Just deleted all the German contacts off my phone.

...it’s now Hans free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sminky99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What would HitlerΒ΄s book have been called if he had actually become a painter?

Mein Craft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocksolidsalmon
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Gluten Tag mein geliebter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puntasticuser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Get him some Juice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoyPaul66
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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How much do dumplings weigh?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
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Tasty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs1104666
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Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?

Because he wanted a Lo Mein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I rented out a room to two beautiful Chinese Women..

They never complain, they keep to themselves and they always pay their rent on time. The only weird thing is they insist on paying me in stir-fry. But all in all, I guess they're pretty lo mein tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schnauss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Whoever edited the Mein Kampf was an actual "Grammer Nazi" reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plausibl3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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We had to read Mein Kampf for history class

Me to my friend: I wonder if any Jewish kids found it unkampfortable to read?

It took her a few seconds before she groaned like hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/downsouthcountry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2016
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I took the last of my daughter's lo mein...

"Daddy, that's my lo mein!"

"Yeah, now what do you have?"

She frowns and says "no mein."

"Yup."

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What did Hitler name his couch?

Mein Komfortable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morningshawa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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This pun is a hit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Off the rails
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saintnickfun
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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What’s Lightning McQueen’s favorite takeout order?

Chicken Ka-Chow mein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adraz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Where does Hitler like to sleep?

In "Mein Kampfy bed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mettaton0H_YES
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What is Hitler's favourite computer game?

MeinKamph

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaGamer5T3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Would you like your order fΓΌhrer or to go?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keepscrollin-u
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Bye...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amessersmith109
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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My daughter orders Lo Mein at our local Chinese restaurant

I asked her if she wanted a high side to go with her lo Mein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gryphalon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2015
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In the interest of history, I tried to read Adolf Hitler's manifesto.

But it was too Kampflicated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I don’t like Hitler jokes.

They make me FΓΌhrious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoelessJoe
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite computer game?

A: Mein Kraft


^(/u/a_fan_of_grump points out that if you spell it "meine kraft" then it's grammatically correct German and it means "my power" - quite fitting actually)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/florinandrei
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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What do you call the German video game about Mac & Cheese?

Mein Kraft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLebronWeasley
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Why would Hitler hate gamers?

Because Mojang stole Mein Kraft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomGuyDoes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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What does Hitler call his favourite chair?

Mein Kampfy Chair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saddomcdaddo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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The noodles that rented out my rental house were no problem at all.

I guess you could say they were low mein tentants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What's a good reply to "I did nazi that coming from jew"?

Quirky answers appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ankitasri96
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What is the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuincyDental
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My new restaurant is a fusion of Chinese and Native Alaskan cuisines.

It's called Lo Mein on the Totem Pole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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Shawty goes into a Chinese restaurant..

Shawty got low, low, low, low mein

Earned facepalm from the kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Ever hear about the chinese restaurant owner that sold his establishment for crack?

they say he hit a new lo, mein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genocidechimp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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My friend always prefers renting out his apartment to Chinese chefs.

They are usually lo mein tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Did you catch the new video from JewTube?

Isreali funny.

Sorry, I'm out of Mein Kampfort zone, Anne Frankly I'd like to apologize.

Here, have some orange jews from concentrate, straight from the oven.

I really got to Gestapo before I go crazy so that I can SS how bad these puns are.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CBtheDB
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2015
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Seriously, guys...

People have got to stop making Nazi puns. They're offensive, Anne Frankly, in terms of humor, they're usually Hitler miss at best. I can just Nazi why you even make them. They'll Holocaust you a Jewish friend someday. We should all just do the Reich thing and stop it... Still... I guess I don't want to stop Jew while you're having so much fun... What the Heil, I'll just sit back in Mein Kampfy chair and watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBlackDragon
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Hitler invents a time machine...

It's some time in the second world war and Hitlers top scientists have built a time machine. Eager to use it, but fearing an accident, the fuhrer instead sends one of his henchman forward to 1985, hoping to gain knowledge of the future to use against his enemies.

Much to Hitlers chagrin however, the henchman quickly returns to the present with only a Casio Keyboard in hand. Breathless with excitement, he declares "Mein Fuhrer! With this device we shall wage sonic warfare on our enemies!"... He hits the demo button and the room is filled with sound.

"So... what do you think?" says the henchman.

Hitler, aghast at this otherworldly device says

"You must be mad Schultz! There's no place in this world for a Nazi Synthesizer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomheist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
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Why is it easier to date a Chinese girl?

They're lo mein-tenance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamietao
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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You know what Hitler's video game was?

Mein Kraft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clit_or_us
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Daughter was going out for Chinese

So i texted her "Shawty got lo lo lo lo mein"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/androk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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What's Hitler's favorite video game?

Mein Kraft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LambentEnigma
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