Me & You Together Song Puns

GF's text autocorrected to: "I'm so glad we're dining this together, I would be a mess without you."

Me: "Are those lyrics from the hit song 'Love letter to a napkin'?".

I could feel her eye roll and groan from 5 hours away.

I used to play in a community jazz band in my hometown. The instructor was my (at the time) girlfriend's dad, I knew him pretty well. We had just gotten set up on stage to perform in a high school auditorium, and he walks out to give an introduction:

"Thank you all for coming out today, we've got some good classic american jazz for you on the way, but first we're going to start with the ancient Chinese traditional song,

tu - ning."

struggled to keep my shit together in front of about 150 people. legitimately cracked me up.