A list of puns related to "Matta rice"
Ratio of water to rice,time etc.
Edit:Thanks everyone for helping,after some trial and error i found that 30-35 mins is needed for every cup of rice and letting it rest for another half an hour.
What about the rest? Ponni and whatever..
Also, white rice, you too skinny. Please go eat something before you become someone else's meal. Jus kidding.. Love you too..
I stayed with an Indian couple at an AirBnB recently, and board was included. They served me a kind of rice I hadn't seen before, and they said it was matta rice from Kerala, South India. I thought the texture and flavor was interesting, so I got some of my own for meal prep, and I was surprised to find out that this rice seems to have properties which are useful for meal prepping. The grains are fatter and sturdier when microwaved than the usual Japanese short or Texas long grain rice I'm used to. It's not as aeromatic as Jasmine or Basmati, but I actually consider that a bonus for a crowded meal prep tray with a non-complementary flavor such as lemon pepper chicken. It also seems to survive being immersed in a hot sauce without becoming mushy. Has anyone else used it for meal prepping?
I saw this video on youtube :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJGROLebyxM and figured I'll try washing my rice by squeezing with my hand like in the video and sure enough I got the same waxy stuff on my hands (https://imgur.com/a/TqnArKk) . Till now, I've just been rinsing the rice and while the water was a bit brown, I did not notice anything odd in the final cooked version.
Also, what rice brand do you guys usually get for kerala style rice (hopefully available in the US)? Thanks!
I'm thinking of grinding up the rice and making adais, but I've got nearly four kilos!
Anyone have any solid nutritional information on these two rice varities? I know it's pretty well known that both seem to provide a lower glycemic index reponse, but I don't know why, how and what level they actually do it at.
Also, I consume allot of lower fiber foods due to stomach issues but I'm trying to slowly reintroduce said foods back into my diet, my concern is on how much I can at a time. Whats a good amount of fiber to aim for per day on the lower end?
I saw these two rices at the local store, and I was wondering how you use them?
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Unda matta - 1 cup rice to 3.25-3.5 cup water(1 hr),rinse extra 1-2 times than normal before cooking
Surekha - Same as above
Parboiled Ponni- 1 cup rice to 2.5-3 cup water (50 minutes)
Sonamasuri (steam)- same as above
Doppi (choru) - same as above
Kolam rice - same as above
Matta vadi (long)- aruthu,takes too long (4-5 cups water to 1 cup rice) & cooker adichu pokum .
Raw rice -1:2 ratio.
Different brands will have slightly different cooking time.So, adjust accordingly.
Edit:As you use more rice u need less water and vice versa.eg- 2 cup ponni would require only 4.5-5 cup water.
Edit 2:Not talking about pressure cooker,but this-electric cooker
Edit3: Added kolam rice.
Is the reddish/brown colored rice(matta? chakkari?) the staple across kerala? I'm from Kottayam and I hate white rice. Can't eat anything except the reddish/brown colored ones (biryani, pulao etc excluded). I used to think this was the case across kerala, but a few comments I saw made me think otherwise. So tell me the type of rice you eat and where you're from. Also is this brown coloured rice the same as brown rice?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Ants donโt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
And now Iโm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But thatโs comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyโre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
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