Nothing really mathers

Son: Sometimes I feel like i'm nothing

Father: Nothing really matters

Son: What do you...

Father: Nothing really matters to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goaty121
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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What do you get when you cross Charlie Brown with Marshal Mathers?

Peanut Eminem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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The government forcibly took over Marshall Mathers’ childhood home.

They are citing Eminem Domain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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A bunch of musicians decided to have a meal together.

Jonathan Davis brought the corn and Fred Durst made biscuits but they were a little too limp. Marshal Mathers wasn't prepared, so all he could provide was some M&M's. Neil Peart had to leave early because he was in a rush, and the meal was so bad that it disturbed David Draimen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masta666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2014
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My dad and I were discussing Halloween costumes...

... and he decided to describe his: a black or dark brown garbage bag with pictures of Marshall Mathers attached.

He's a bag of Eminems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptHayes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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