A list of puns related to "Marwan II"
Introduction:
The purpose of this post is to provide references, citations, and quotes from modern and classical scholarly opinions on why music is halal (aside from issues of bad lyrical content or the context in which it is played).
The purpose of this post is not to debate the permissibility of music, or analyze ahadith. For detailed analyses of ahadith pertaining to music, follow the links below.
If you think music is haram, that is fine for you to follow for yourself. However, as this post will demonstrate, there is very significant ikhtilaf (scholarly disagreement) on its permissibility, with many respected modern scholars, classical scholars, and even tabiin (2nd generation Muslims) and sahaba (companions of the prophet) allowing music. There is not ijma (scholarly consensus) on its impermissibility. Please read the post before responding on this.
If you have suggestions of further articles, fatawa, references, or quotes to include, or suggested edits, feel free to leave a comment.
Note: I am Sunni, so most of these are from Sunni sources. The strongest traditions I found widely allowing music are from the Maliki, Zahiri, and Shafii madhabs. There are also Shia opinions allowing music, but I only included two Shia sources below. Please suggest more with links to the relevant marjaโs websites if you know them. Also, I only list the following links for their relevance to the permissibility of music, I do not necessarily endorse the views of any particular scholar listed below.
I. Fatawa and articles from modern conservative scholars permitting music:
Fatawa from Grand Mufti of Egypt Shawki Allam, appointed by consensus of al-Azharโs Council of Senior Scholars representing all 4 Sunni madhabs:
ยท http://www.dar-alifta.org/Foreign/ViewFatwa.aspx?ID=7000&text=music
ยท http://www.dar-alifta.org/Foreign/ViewFatwa.aspx?ID=4866&text=music
ยท Detailed explanation of the above fatawa from the Grand Mufti of Dar al-Ifta Missriyya available here: https://www.reddit.com/r/islam/comments/zh6mm/dar_al_ifta_on_the_issue_of_music/
Fatwa from the Grand Imam of Al-Azhar, Shaykh Jad al-Haqq: [https://islamictextinstitute.co.za/music-azhar-fatwa/](https://islamictextinstitute.co.za/music-azh
... keep reading on reddit โกI was trying to make a list of all Georgian monarchs ever, under monarchs I mean everyone, including kings of separated and divided Georgian territories and their self-proclaimed kings, and including tribal leaders of the early period.
Also, in case this gets reposted, I don't want to share just names and what they did, I want people to understand the timeline and what were these states where these people ruled, so we start from there, with a small overview of general proto-Georgian states that were settled by Georgians for many thousands of years and even beyond that, tribal settlements already existed 200 000 years ago, exactly in the surroundings of where are major Georgian cities today, early proto-Georgian states were first mentioned in 1200 BC by the Assyrian king Tiglath-Pileser I, it seems that Diauehi - แแแแแฎแ (1200 BC - 750 BC), was counter-attacking the king. There is the Kingdom of Colchis - แแแแฎแแแ / แแแ แแกแ (1300 BC - 164 BC) which eventually absorbed Diauehi as the union of proto-Georgian tribes. Meanwhile, in the East of Georgia, the Kingdom of Iberia (302 BC - 580 AD) is taking shape under the first Georgian dynasty of Kings. Under Roman rule, Colchis transformed into Lazica - แแแแแแ / แแแ แแกแ (131 AD - 697 AD). After Lazica and Iberia, Georgians were seeking ways to unite the dynasty, Tao-Klarjeti, Abkhazia, Kartli, all were taking part in the game of thrones. Finally, the second major dynasty of Kings was able to unite all Georgian tribes within the Kingdom of Georgia (1008 - 1490), after devastating attacks Kingdom was divided into small duchies who all claimed to be kings of Georgia, such as the Kingdoms of Kartli, Kakheti, and Imereti. Until 1810, when Russian Empire abolished the Georgian monarchy.
To be honest, I didn't check the limit that actually exists for a Reddit post, it's 40000 characters, and I did over 80000 so had to trim it a bit, but I think I have provided information for anyone who had an impact and actually did something beneficial or had an impact but did something awful, you can find all the game of thrones here. I will post both parts at the same time and will link both parts to each other.
Sieni (Approx. 1120 BC - 1100 BC) - Diauehi |
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Diauehi being a military union of different tribes, chose Sieni as a representative and a king, Sieni was the one who counter-attacked Assyrian king Tiglath-Pileser I but lost the war. |
|Asia (Approx. 850
... keep reading on reddit โกI don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Theyโre on standbi
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... keep reading on reddit โกPilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
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... keep reading on reddit โกAfter all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
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