My dad told me this one whilst in the car and Bruno mars started playing on the radio

If Bruno mars was to open a restaurant he could call it mars bar 🙄

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👤︎ u/Raven-Nova
📅︎ Apr 16 2022
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Scientist have actually discovered a feline-like life-form on Mars! But unfortunately, one of their rovers ran over it, and

Curiosity killed the cat :(

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📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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During testing of a new version of Mars rover, a cat entered the test track and was run over. However, the cat was resuscitated when one staffer played a Benny Benassi hit track. A NASA representative has stated...

...that it was a pity that Curiosity killed the cat, but Satisfaction brought it back.

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👤︎ u/HJUOWPLBKV
📅︎ Jul 10 2021
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I want to try one of those mushrooms they found on Mars.

I bet they're out of this world.

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👤︎ u/jaycidy
📅︎ May 07 2021
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The Mars rovers have to be sterile before being sent to the planet to prevent cross contamination. Just one germ and they must clean the spaceship again...

The whole mission must be scrubbed.

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📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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Y'all should invest in Mars one.

It's totally gonna take off.

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📅︎ Dec 09 2017
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We lost one of the best Rovers on Mars recently, you could say.....

We lost our Opportunity

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The surface of Mars looks identical to the Nevada desert. There's only one explanation.

NASA faked the state of Nevada.

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📅︎ Nov 24 2016
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The award for the best dadjokes 2018 goes to...

… u/ebkbk for this post: Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. made on 24.11. with 38.9k upvotes

[also already made by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes]

Let's move on to the top 3 of each month:

January:

  1. Is this sub still active? by u/I_Fart_Liquids on 01.01. with 36.4k upvotes

  2. Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine by u/daugarten on 20.01. with 30.8k upvotes

  3. An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes: by u/Alfie_13 on 27.01. with 18.9k upvotes

February:

  1. Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. by u/jakeisbill on 05.02. for 20.3k upvotes

  2. My daughter asked me what I'm posting on Reddit... by u/madazzahatter on 25.02. for 18.3k upvotes

  3. When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding. by u/ownworldman on 23.02. for 17.7k upvotes

March:

  1. I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... by u/madazzahatter on 21.03. for 22.2k upvotes

  2. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes.

  3. [When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.](https://www.reddit.com/r/da

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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👤︎ u/Skormes
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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A couple is talking about...

A couple is talking about the one celebrity they wish they could marry. The GF says, "I would so marry Tom Hiddleston!". She continues to speak as she guesses that her BF would've wanted to get married to Scarlett Johansson, but he corrects her and says he'd Mar(r)y Elizabeth (W)instead!

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📅︎ May 21 2019
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Perfect NFL dad joke ....

Girlfriends Dad to wife : honey we need to take your car charger to the Del Mar races

Wife: why, don't you have one ?

GFD: yeah , but didn't you buy yours in San Diego?

Wife: yeah?

GFD: Then we have to take it, it's a San Diego Charger !

I'm the only one that got it and laughed !

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📅︎ Nov 28 2014
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Did you hear the one about the cat that got murdered by a Mars rover?

Curiosity killed the cat.

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