Mars Landing Puns

A list of puns related to "Mars Landing"

The US, Chinese, and Russia have announced new space programs. The Americans plan to go to the moon, Chinese will go to Mars, and Russia reports they will land cosmonauts on the sun. The others quickly replied that this is is suicide mission to which the Russians replied, “shows how smart you are…

…We plan to go at night!”

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👤︎ u/Become_Pneuma
📅︎ Sep 07 2022
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a species of cat used to live on mars. but the species went extinct after NASA landed the curiousity rover

curiosity killed the cat

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👤︎ u/hauzan2112
📅︎ Jun 01 2022
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What did the Mars rover say after it landed?

Rock and roll!

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👤︎ u/snuzet
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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Did you hear they landed a rover on Mars?

He’s a good boy.

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👤︎ u/reedandsue
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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Back in 20th century everybody thought we would land on Mars by 2021 ...

I guess hindsight is 2020 ..!

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👤︎ u/afarro
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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I told an airplane joke to my co-worker.

Sadly, it flew right over their head. (It wasn’t a 9-11 joke, those crash and burn anyways)

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👤︎ u/Potatatatatatatoe
📅︎ Mar 20 2022
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What did the Mars rover say after it landed?

Rock and roll!

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👤︎ u/snuzet
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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