Spacex Puns

A list of puns related to "Spacex"

SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.

So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.

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👤︎ u/15_Redstones
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?

"a lone mask" wants to know !

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👤︎ u/dadjokeretailer
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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What's the difference between SpaceX and a chicken?

One makes rocket boosters.

The other makes "bock" at roosters.

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👤︎ u/barrtender
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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I've been really keen on watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches lately...

... Guess you could say that I've been watching them like a hawk!

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👤︎ u/space0watch
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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Elon Musk just completed his SpaceX warp drive, and Blue Origin can't compete.

He's light-years ahead of the competition now.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult

Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight

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👤︎ u/BeerBluntBoogaloo
📅︎ May 27 2020
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Did you hear that the founder of SpaceX is launching his own perfume brand?

Elon's Musk.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Tesla, SpaceX, and the Boring Co. are three Musk tiers
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👤︎ u/siphodeus
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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Why did SpaceX open a gym?

So people could get Musk-ular!

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👤︎ u/Marco_DLC
📅︎ Apr 12 2018
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I was gonna tell a joke about SpaceX

But you wouldn't like it; it's Elon joke anyway.

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👤︎ u/ollybritton
📅︎ Feb 04 2018
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My dad on the SpaceX rocket landing

We were watching the live stream of the landing, just as it touched down and the crowd went crazy.

My dad: "That crowd is really excited. It's almost like they scored a touch-down!"

Me: sigh

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👤︎ u/free_science
📅︎ Dec 22 2015
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The founder of SpaceX is releasing a new fragrance line this X-mas season.

It's the upper-echelon Musk collection.

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👤︎ u/all_three_bolth
📅︎ Jul 29 2017
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My dad got me over the phone

We both follow SpaceX and were disappointed to see their failed launch. I asked him if he has checked their stock lately and he simply replied "No but I'm sure it hasn't 'taken off' lately"

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👤︎ u/the_worshipped_one
📅︎ Sep 04 2016
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