What was the name of Marilyn Monroe's caviar-loving brother?

Sal.

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"I really fancied Marilyn Monroe as a young boy," said my husband.

I said, "Marilyn Monroe was never a boy."

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Why did Marilyn Monroe'd skirt blow up when we met?

Because I'm a huge fan

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Marilyn Manson stepping up his dad-joking game. (Courtesy u/Xaurnel on r/funny)
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Are you Tina Fey-mished? Would you care for Adele-ectable Meal? Come to Celebrit-Eats

Help me think of more celebrity food puns please!

The menu includes such dishes as:

-Marilyn Mon-roast beef -Patrick Stew-art -Tim Curry -The Cate Blan-cheddar burger -The Audrey Hep-burger -Hayden Panet-tiramisu -Leonard Nim-oysters

Add moreeeee

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What do you call a devout Catholic American Actress?

Marilyn Nunroe

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She's penny wise

Lou Costello: There’s only one problem with our romance; She’s penny wise.

Bud Abbott: Marilyn’s penny wise?

Lou Costello: Yeah, I ain’t got a penny and she’s wise to it!

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