What was the name of Marilyn Monroe's caviar-loving brother?
Sal.
"I really fancied Marilyn Monroe as a young boy," said my husband.
I said, "Marilyn Monroe was never a boy."
Why did Marilyn Monroe'd skirt blow up when we met?
Because I'm a huge fan
Marilyn Manson stepping up his dad-joking game. (Courtesy u/Xaurnel on r/funny)
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What do you call a devout Catholic American Actress?
Marilyn Nunroe
She's penny wise
Lou Costello: Thereβs only one problem with our romance; Sheβs penny wise.
Bud Abbott: Marilynβs penny wise?
Lou Costello: Yeah, I ainβt got a penny and sheβs wise to it!
