A list of puns related to "Manningham, Bradford"
https://wessyman137.wordpress.com/2014/11/30/manningham-cold-case/
Hello all. My technophobic dad has done another very old (1888) unresolved mystery. Like last time, he has gone to the present-day locations himself, taken his own photographs and performed his own research using materials he has sourced and bought himself. It takes him a great deal of time and effort to do these blogs, and the attention from this Reddit community made his day from his previous post.
P.s. Leaving comments and getting a discussion going encourages him to do more!
I've been offered housing in the following areas. Are any of these places known for being unsafe? Not worried about schools or anything like that.
BD2 - Fagley, Bradford Moor.
BD3 - Otley Road.
BD5 - Parkside, West Bowling, Bankfoot, Little Horton and Canterbury.
BD6 - Odsal.
BD7 - Great Horton and Scholemoor.
BD8 - Manningham
BD9 - Haworth Road just past BRI hospital.
BD14 - Clayton
BD15 - Allerton
Thank you π
Hi I'm looking at living in BD5, I know inner city areas in Bradford are fairly deprived but would you say Little Horton is less safe than neighbouring areas like Manningham or Holmewood? I know there are a lot of shades of grey here and no one area is unequivocally worse than another but just generally speaking. Any streets I should avoid?
Slightly contentious but as a bonus question, I was wondering what's the ethnic makeup of the area?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
( * = Current Player) (+ = Current Hall of Famer)
Date Born | Name | Years Active | Rec. Yards | Rec. TDs |
---|---|---|---|---|
1st | Billy Parks | 5 Years | 1826 Yards | 7 TDs |
2nd | Horace Copeland | 5 Years | 1977 Yards | 7 TDs |
3rd | Charles Johnson | 9 Years | 4606 Yards | 24 TDs |
4th | Mike Williams | 5 Years | 1526 Yards | 5 TDs |
5th | Phillip Dorsett | 5 Years* | 1634 Yards | 11 TDs |
6th | Keenan McCardell | 16 Years | 11373 Yards | 63 TDs |
7th | Bobby Engram | 14 Years | 7751 Yards | 35 TDs |
8th | Dwight Clark | 9 Years | 6750 Yards | 48 TDs |
9th | Chad Ochocinco | 11 Years | 11059 Yards | 67 TDs |
10th | Clarence Weathers | 9 Years | 2426 Yards | 12 TDs |
11th | Corey Davis | 4 Years* | 2851 Yards | 11 TDs |
12th | Drew Pearson+ | 11 Years | 7822 Yards | 48 TDs |
13th | Curtis Conway | 12 Years | 8230 Yards | 52 TDs |
14th | Vincent Jackson | 12 Years | 9080 Yards | 57 TDs |
15th | Deebo Samuel | 2 Years* | 1193 Yards | 4 TDs |
16th | Joe Horn | 12 Years | 8744 Yards | 58 TDs |
17th | Derrick Mason | 15 Years | 12061 Yards | 66 TDs |
18th | Tee Higgins | 1 Year* | 908 Yards | 6 TDs |
19th | Mac Haik | 4 Years | 1149 Yards | 9 TDs |
20th | Eddie Kennison | 13 Years | 8345 Yards | 42 TDs |
21st | Jessie Hester | 10 Years | 5850 Yards | 29 TDs |
22nd | Russell Gage | 3 Years* | 1295 Yards | 5 TDs |
23rd | Kevin Alexander | 2 Years | 364 Yards | 1 TD |
24th | Henry Ruggs III | 1 Year* | 452 Yards | 2 TDs |
25th | Mark Duper | 11 Years | 8869 Yards | 59 TDs |
26th | Torrey Smith | 8 Years | 5141 Yards | 41 TDs |
27th | Cris Collinsworth | 8 Years | 6698 Yards | 36 TDs |
28th | Derrick Mayes | 5 Years | 1823 Yards | 16 TDs |
29th | Andre Reed+ | 16 Years | 13198 Yards | 87 TDs |
30th | Glenn Doughty | 8 Years | 3547 Yards | 24 TDs |
31st | Brian Finneran | 10 Years | 3093 Yards | 19 TDs |
Average Career Length: 8.26 Years
Date Born | Name | Years Active | Rec. Yards | Rec. TDs |
---|---|---|---|---|
1st | David Knight | 5 Years | 1189 Yards | 7 TDs |
2nd | Donald Driver | 14 Years | 10137 Yards | 61 TDs |
3rd | John Jefferson | 8 Years | 5714 Yards | 47 TDs |
4th | Ron Jessie | 11 Years | 4278 Yards | 26 TDs |
5th | Kelvin Benjamin (currently plays tight end) | 4 Years* | 3021 Yards | 20 TDs |
6th | Jermaine Kearse | 7 Years | 3290 Yards | 17 TDs |
7th | Markus Wheaton | 6 Years | 1559 Yards | 8 TDs |
8th | Julio Jones | 10 Years* | 12896 Yards | 60 TDs |
9th | Jimmy Smith | 12 Years (missed one season -- appendicitis) | 12287 Yards | 67 TDs |
10th | Sterling Shepard | 5 Years* | 3518 Yards | 20 TDs |
11th | Ricky Feacher | 9 Years | 2122 Yards | 15 TDs |
12th | Tyrell Williams | 5 Years* | 3181 Yards | 23 TDs |
13th | Randy Moss+ | 14 Years (missed one season -- retirement) | 15292 Yards | 156 TDs |
14th | Jeff Graham | 11 Years | 8172 Yards | 30 TDs |
15th | Pat Tilley | 11 Year |
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
(on google street view)
question prompted by this AAA question
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
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