Management process Puns

I sent an email to all the department managers seeking approval for a particular process change, and the last line was

>If you agree, please reply all and say “Approved” or “I agree” or something to that effect

My direct boss immediately replies with

>Approved by [his initials] or “I agree” or something to that effect

Happy Friday!

I was at a grad party with my Dad. We were standing around a a bonfire with a few other people, when a kid brought a very large stick to put in the fire. It was obviously too large to put in the fire so my dad took it. He was in the process of breaking it when some one joked that this was a job for a banker. In which my dad responded with, "You know what, before my current position I used to be a branch manager"

We are in the process of remodeling the store I work at. Co-worker: The walls need another coat of paint... Manager: I don't think they do, maybe just a jacket. The rest of us: Groans