Mal...

Is the Latin root of all evil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Depressed-Waffle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2022
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What do you call a dog that doesn't bark?

A hushpuppy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TFC_Inc64
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2022
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Tio, me siento mal

Pos sientate bien hijo mio

I hope spanish jokes are ok too?

Translation:

I feel bad

Well sit better then (to sit and to feel are the same word in spanish)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raritytempox5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2022
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Me tomΓ© el peor cafΓ© de mi vida en el circo

La que me lo sirviΓ³ era malabarista

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supernanzio
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2022
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If a Viking discovers religion

Is he Bjorn again?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2022
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Friends grandmother died: hit me with your best Puns and stories!

Seriously my friend's grandmother passed away yesterday,. She is not doing very well and needs a good laugh. I need your best funeral, death, passing away, meeting god stories. Keep it fun plz! I want to link her to this post to keep her smiling for a long time. I'm dying to hear how long you all kept her smiling and laughing!! #DadHumorUnite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jekyll-and_Hyde
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2022
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When a Cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a

Def Leppard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seeseafuss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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For the french speaking people : Michael Jackson Γ©tait mal dans sa peau ...

... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maramixus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Did you hear about the insect that comes back to life after it dies?

It's called a "Zom-bee."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/narsfweasels
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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it all

The title says it all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nesano
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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I made a comment about an actresses short hair to my fiancΓ©e

Me: "Hmm, I wish I could pull off her short hair, I never could"
Him: "Aw, I'm sure you could. I'll hold her down while you yank it out"
Didn't see that coming.

Edit: thanks guys I didn't realise fiance/e has genders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunadoll
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2015
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Nathan Fillion is coming out with a new cook books based on recipes his character from Firefly would cook...

It’s called Mal-Nutrition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badasscdub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Cousin is Camping outside

Me: Can I have that piece of paper?

From inside tent: Yeah, why does it say Mal on it?

Me: I wanted to make sure there was no Malintent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tridea2514
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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The dad in you is strong

Son: We’re in Walgreens so Mal can get eye drops and some girl goes, β€œAre you finding everything okay?” So I pull a dad and go, β€œYou guys have β€˜everything’? Where’s your Meaning Of Life?”

She calmly responded, β€œYou won’t find that in Vegas.”

Dad: It's "I wasnt looking for everything". But your quip was fair. You need more practice. Keep trying.

Son: No kids yet, so I can’t channel the arcane magic

Dad: You will always carry your inner dad. The dad is strong with you my young dadawan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wuzamatterforyou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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I'm really feeling the lack of Nathan Fillion's character from 'Firefly' in my life.

I think I've got Mal-nutrition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearclawsaarhm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2015
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