A list of puns related to "Mals"
Is the Latin root of all evil
A hushpuppy.
Pos sientate bien hijo mio
I hope spanish jokes are ok too?
Translation:
I feel bad
Well sit better then (to sit and to feel are the same word in spanish)
La que me lo sirviΓ³ era malabarista
Is he Bjorn again?
Seriously my friend's grandmother passed away yesterday,. She is not doing very well and needs a good laugh. I need your best funeral, death, passing away, meeting god stories. Keep it fun plz! I want to link her to this post to keep her smiling for a long time. I'm dying to hear how long you all kept her smiling and laughing!! #DadHumorUnite
Def Leppard
... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !
It's called a "Zom-bee."
Me: "Hmm, I wish I could pull off her short hair, I never could"
Him: "Aw, I'm sure you could. I'll hold her down while you yank it out"
Didn't see that coming.
Edit: thanks guys I didn't realise fiance/e has genders.
Itβs called Mal-Nutrition
Me: Can I have that piece of paper?
From inside tent: Yeah, why does it say Mal on it?
Me: I wanted to make sure there was no Malintent
Son: Weβre in Walgreens so Mal can get eye drops and some girl goes, βAre you finding everything okay?β So I pull a dad and go, βYou guys have βeverythingβ? Whereβs your Meaning Of Life?β
She calmly responded, βYou wonβt find that in Vegas.β
Dad: It's "I wasnt looking for everything". But your quip was fair. You need more practice. Keep trying.
Son: No kids yet, so I canβt channel the arcane magic
Dad: You will always carry your inner dad. The dad is strong with you my young dadawan.
I think I've got Mal-nutrition.
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