What type of dog goes to a mall but doesnβt buy anything?
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Where do couples go in the mall to argue?
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︎ Nov 26 2021
Why did the Bee only shopping mall fail ?
because it was "A Bees Mall"
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︎ Nov 20 2021
I went to the mall management yesterday to complain that one of their moving staircases was malfunctioning...
Things escalated quickly.
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︎ Dec 11 2021
Sorry I didn't take you to see Santa at the mall.
I heard you're claustrophobic.
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︎ Oct 28 2021
Did you hear about the artist who got arrested at the mall today?
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︎ Oct 31 2021
I saw my Japanese friend Ei after a decade or so in a mall, I yelled... A.. Ei...she looked at me and said...
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︎ Sep 11 2021
Went to the mall today & I came to a realization
My fear of moving stairs is escalating
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︎ Sep 05 2021
What is Sasquatchβs favorite store in the mall?
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︎ Aug 31 2021
Itβs called βthe mallβ
Because instead of going to one store, you go to βthem allβ
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︎ Aug 01 2021
How do parents keep losing their kids at the mall?
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︎ Jul 21 2021
I witnessed an interesting incident at the mall the other day
This guy walks out of a store screaming how they're cheats and frauds. He then proceeds to knock over a mannequin and a few other decorations.
He then buys a coffee, is a jerk to the cashier and then spills some on the floor. He walks away and snaps his fingers at the janitor to clean it up.
The last straw was when he walks up to a group of school kids and starts ranting about how they should drop out of school and rise up against the establishment.
Security finally escorted him out kicking and screaming. Finally things calmed down a bit.
All in all, it was just another dick in the mall.
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︎ Jul 02 2021
How do parents lose their kids in the mall?
Seriously, any tips are welcome
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What's a stormtrooper's favorite store?
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︎ Jul 27 2021
Moldova named the biggest mall in its capital malldova
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︎ Jan 25 2021
If you've seen one shopping centre .
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︎ Jan 26 2022
Whatβs the difference between a mall and a parked car?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Where do PokΓ©mon shop?
Gotta Ketchum Mall!
My 8-year-old son says he made this up. Pretty good!
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︎ Dec 23 2021
I met a woman outside the mall crying
She had lost $200, so I gave her $40 from the $200 I just found. When god blesses you, you must bless others.
Taken from dad jokes
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︎ Apr 14 2021
A burger and a pizza were terribly fighting in a mall.
The food court served them.
After the order, they were returned to their respective tables.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
I had an argument with my brother about how to get to the next floor in the mall because he refused to use the stairs or the elevator
My next thought was: "Well, that escalated quickly"
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︎ May 05 2021
Walking around the mall with my daughter and we decided to go down a level. She expressed disappointment the elevator was broken,
I told her, " The escalator is just like an elevator but with extra steps."
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Oh no guess she's Mia
I was at the mall today with my friend Mia but then I lost her. Guess she's MIA.
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︎ Nov 27 2021
What do you call a problem with the machinery at a mall?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
I once saw a woman punch a Mall Santa in the face.
But he did call her a "ho" like three times.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Why does Sauron love shopping?
Because he has one ring to rule the mall!
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︎ Dec 19 2021
This bike stand outside my local mall
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︎ Dec 10 2018
Why did the city support the music hall being repurposed as a shopping mall?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Old shopping malls never dieβ¦
They just get de-mall-ished.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What did the tree say when it ran into the mall?
Tina? Larry? Where is everybody?!? Oh my god, theyβre all gone!!! ... Oooh a sale!
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︎ Dec 28 2020
First child born in a couple of weeks so I thought to give it the good ol try. Sometimes when Iβm down I go to the mall and use the elevator.
So it can lift me up and make my day better.
I tried to OC.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
What was the pianist doing at the mall?
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Well I was doing speedy shopping, until I stopped and had hat to break to see this. Quality puns at the mall.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
I was going to buy my kid this winter coat we saw at the mall, but I couldn't afford it.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I tried to quell a disagreement between me and my girlfriend in the shopping mall. But by the time we got to the second level we were shouting at each other.
In retrospect we shouldnβt have been on that escalator.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
I went to an outdoor mall today and there was guy misting water at people as they walked by. My wife quickly avoided him.
Mister mister missed her.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
I bad to punch the mall Santa in the face...
He called my daughter a 'ho'! 3 times!!!
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︎ Aug 10 2020
You know, if you have seen one collection of retail outlets under one roof, you have seen a mall.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
I work at the mall as Santa Claus during Christmas. I'm wearing the costume for most of the day, but sometimes my colleague takes my place while I take a break
I'm the main Claus and he's my subordinate Claus.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Malled to death
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︎ May 01 2020
My balding grandfather told me that there was an adept wigmaker at the mall.
The wigmaker offered me a good deal that I was willing toupee for.
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︎ May 25 2020
How do people lose their kids in a mall?
Seriously, any tips are welcome.
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︎ Jan 24 2018
Once you've been to one food court...
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︎ Aug 24 2021
How do people lose their kids in a mall?
Seriously, any tips are welcome.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
If you've seen one shopping centre.
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︎ Oct 30 2021
Why is "the mall" called "the mall?"
Because you don't just shop at one store, you shop at THEM-ALL
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