Mail (Windows) Puns

My dad tells these old jokes all the time and acts like it's the first time we've ever heard them each time. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the lake? Bob What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under the car? Jack What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the wall? Art What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the mail? Bill What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the doorstep? Matt What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in stage? Mike And his personal favorite... What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs above the window? Curt n' Rod

During class last Friday, two cars started honking at each other all of a sudden outside out of our classroom window.

One student looks out and says, "Oh, it's just two mail trucks going past each other."

The teacher immediately replys, "Wow, I wonder how female trucks greet each other then."