Not a single fan.
I asked him how he came up with those names.
He said, "Because they're all syncing."
...I heard the cops are now looking for iWitnesses
But I couldn't read it
Apple
I suggested my dad that we get a book about mc donalds.
my dad left the room .
there is no Esc.
Was gonna put this in r/showerthoughts but... "No puns"
My Dad told her he'd meet her halfway-- He'd get the air and she would have to buy the MacBook.
...it has NO FANS!! :-D
dad: Oh I'm out of apple juice!
me: -_-
Apple MacBooks.
MacBook Air
...you end up writing MacBook Prose.
I'd been talking with my dad yesterday about the new MacBook, generally making fun of its shortcomings. This morning I got an email from him linking me to this article. Having seen it earlier, I told him "I saw the article this morning! I will continue to not buy anything Apple."
His response: "Yeah, I miss Royal Galas, though."
sigh
A couple years ago, an employee of ours, when she was in college, was using her MacBook in a tree. The laptop fell off her lap, to the ground, and the screen was shattered.
This story was recounted yesterday and I added: "Looks like the apple didn't fall far from the tree".
A couple laughs, many groans, but mostly "oh gosh..."
My sister and I both have MacBooks. Mine was on the couch and hers was on the coffee table. She decided to clean the coffee table so she moved her MacBook and placed it on top of mine. The golden window of opportunity flew open. "I see you've upgraded to the StackBook?" I laughed very hard and then proceeded to tell all of my friends.
