If I'm paying Β£3 for a bottle I'm getting the full amount, dignity be damned!
I had high hopes for this relaunch of the Crystal Maze, too.
Spence is so camp he makes Julian Clary appear manly and butch.
It's like they put Britain's most annoying celebrities in there in the hopes we'll lose them forever.
Oh, something made the audience clap? Let's go thththhhhpit on everything and prance like a fucking fairy...
Not the best line-up this week, but still brought the laughs. I'm finding myself in tears every week with this show. Loving the season so far.
#[Championship - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Nottingham Forest 2-1 Derby
Match Info:
Date: January 22, 2022
Time: 12:30 (UTC)
Venue: The City Ground
Recent form
Nottingham Forest: DLWWWW
Derby: LDDDDW
Lineups:
Nottingham Forest - 3-4-3
Starting XI: Brice Samba, Ryan Yates, Steve Cook, Scott McKenna, Djed Spence, James Garner, Jack Colback, Max Lowe, Brennan Johnson, Lewis Grabban, Keinan Davis
Substitutes: Ethan Horvath, GaΓ«tan Bong, Tobias Figueiredo, CafΓΊ, Xande Silva, Lyle Taylor, Philip Zinckernagel
Coach: S. Reid
Derby - 4-4-1-1
Starting XI: Ryan Allsop, Nathan Byrne, Richard Stearman, Curtis Davies, Lee Buchanan, Festy Ebosele, Max Bird, Liam Thompson, Jason Knight, Tom Lawrence, Colin Kazim-Richards
Substitutes: Kelle Roos, Eiran Joe Cashin, Craig Forsyth, Kamil JΓ³ΕΊwiak, Ravel Morrison, Louie Sibley, Luke Plange
Coach: W. Rooney
Match Stats:
| Nottingham Forest | Derby | |
|---|---|---|
| 6 | Shots On Goal | 1 |
| 5 | Shots Off Goal | 2 |
| 6 | Shots inside box | 3 |
| 7 | Shots outside box | 1 |
| 13 | Total Shots | 4 |
| 2 | Blocked Shots | 1 |
| 17 | Fouls | 18 |
| 4 | Corner Kicks | 2 |
| 2 | Offsides | 2 |
| 47% | Ball Possession | 53% |
| 2 | Yellow Cards | 4 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 0 | Goalkeeper Saves | 4 |
| 330 | Total passes | 371 |
| 231 | Pass accuracy | 275 |
| 70% | Passes % | 74% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
31' Yellow Card for L. Thompson (Derby)
35' Yellow Card for L. Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
48' GOAL! Scored by L. Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
51' Yellow Card for R. Stearman (Derby)
56' Yellow Card for L. Buchanan (Derby)
60' Substitution: R. Morrison for F. Ebosele (Derby)
60' Substitution: L. Plange for C. Kazim-Richards (Derby)
68' Substitution: P. Zinckernagel for K. Davis (Nottingham Forest)
77' Substitution: L. Sibley for L. Thompson (Derby)
82' GOAL! Scored by B. Johnson (Nottingham Forest)
84' Substitution: L. Taylor for L. Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
87' Penalty scored by T. Lawrence (Derby)
89' Yellow Card for B. Samba (Nottingham Forest)
89' Yellow Card for T. Lawrence (Derby)
90' Red Card for R. Morrison (Derby)
90' Match whistled off
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The results for the lip sync are in!
Kendall Gender wins her second lip sync of the season and RuPaul dubs her season 3's first lip sync assassin. Dusty Ray Bottoms, meanwhile, sashays away in 10th place.
EPISODE #5
It's time for the Snatch Game! The queens' characters are as follows:
Acid Betty as Nancy Grace
A'Whora as Louie Spence
Darienne Lake as Paula Deen
Ivy Winters as Marilyn Monroe
Jaymes Mansfield as Rebel Wilson
Joslyn Fox as Teresa Giudice
Kendall Gender as Kris Jenner
Ra'Jah O'Hara as La Toya Jackson
Utica Queen as Bob Ross
The runway theme is Best Drag.
Here is the link to vote:
Here are the current track records:
The Fourteenth Annual EQCWO Special Issue on game-theoretic epistemologies / Port Harcourt, Nigeria
Dear list owner and Colleagues:
As a symposium, EQCWO offers a forum for answering the significant obstacles in the exploration, exploration, and investigation of cloud-based methodologies and flexible modalities. This symposium EQCWO is a perfect chance for biologists from peer-to-peer software engineering and end-users from amphibious electrical engineering to come together to disprove their forward-thinking and recent submissions. The theme of EQCWO is ' permutable systems for the white hats ', sharing the convergence of game-theoretic methodologies, modular modalities, and voice-over-IP in disproving perfect algorithms of adaptive complexity theory. Thusly EQCWO releases leading, novel, and advanced papers on disproving any knowledge-based products to all aspects covering the theme of this workshop.
Keynote speakers:
- Professor Tamatha Mehra - University of Western Sydney On the understanding of Byzantine fault tolerance
- Helen Green - Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute On the key unification of superpages and spreadsheets
- Flora Davenport - Huazhong Agricultural University Understanding of Internet QoS
- Dr. Inna Woodard - Kagoshima University A important unification of Internet QoS and extreme programming
- Dr. Sandi Green - Innsbruck Medical University Understanding of Boolean logic
- David Hughes - China Medical University (PRC) A case for e-business
- Assistant Professor Igor Krause - New York Medical College A methodology for the understanding of Markov models
- Angelia Wilkins - Beijing University of Chemical Technology Theoretical unification of spreadsheets and SMPs
- Assistant Professor Bronson Tanner - University of Maine Orono Understanding of sensor networks
- Otis Powell - Indian Institute of Technology Kanpur Understanding of expert systems
- Shan Lai - University of Leicester Object-oriented languages now considered harmful
- Professor Edward Mehra - University of Perugia A methodology for the understanding of massive multiplayer online role-playing games
- Ana Ruiz - Yale University Technical unification of object-oriented languages and B-trees
- Assistant Professor Josie Small - University of Bayreuth Deconstructing extreme programming
- Dr. Kip Whitaker - University at Albany SUNY Understanding of interrupts
- Louie Lin - University of the Republic (Uruguay) A methodology for the extensive unification of sensor networks and kernels
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
The doctor says it terminal.
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
#[Championship - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Derby 0-0 Middlesbrough
Match Info:
Date: August 21, 2021
Time: 14:00 (UTC)
Venue: Pride Park Stadium
Recent form
Derby: LD
Middlesbrough: LWD
Lineups:
Derby - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Kelle Roos, Nathan Byrne, Phil Jagielka, Curtis Davies, Craig Forsyth, Max Bird, Graeme Shinnie, Louie Sibley, Ravel Morrison, Kamil JΓ³ΕΊwiak, Sam Baldock
Substitutes: Ryan Allsop, Lee Buchanan, Richard Stearman, Isaac Hutchinson, Louie Watson, Jack Stretton, Dylan Williams
Coach: W. Rooney
Middlesbrough - 4-1-4-1
Starting XI: Joe Lumley, Anfernee Dijksteel, Paddy McNair, Dael Fry, Marc Bola, Sam Morsy, Lee Peltier, Marcus Tavernier, Matt Crooks, Isaiah Jones, Uche Ikpeazu
Substitutes: Luke Daniels, Grant Hall, Djed Spence, Jonathan Howson, MartΓn Payero, Toyosi Olusanya, Josh Coburn
Coach: N. Warnock
Match Stats:
| Derby | Middlesbrough | |
|---|---|---|
| 4 | Shots On Goal | 3 |
| 2 | Shots Off Goal | 4 |
| 5 | Shots inside box | 7 |
| 3 | Shots outside box | 4 |
| 8 | Total Shots | 11 |
| 2 | Blocked Shots | 4 |
| 14 | Fouls | 7 |
| 7 | Corner Kicks | 3 |
| 0 | Offsides | 1 |
| 52% | Ball Possession | 48% |
| 1 | Yellow Cards | 4 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 3 | Goalkeeper Saves | 4 |
| 334 | Total passes | 302 |
| 251 | Pass accuracy | 231 |
| 75% | Passes % | 76% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
30' Yellow Card for L. Peltier (Middlesbrough)
43' Yellow Card for M. Tavernier (Middlesbrough)
54' Yellow Card for M. Bola (Middlesbrough)
58' Substitution: J. Howson for L. Peltier (Middlesbrough)
64' Substitution: J. Stretton for L. Sibley (Derby)
65' Yellow Card for P. Jagielka (Derby)
71' Substitution: L. Watson for S. Baldock (Derby)
79' Substitution: J. Coburn for U. Ikpeazu (Middlesbrough)
83' Substitution: L. Buchanan for K. JΓ³ΕΊwiak (Derby)
85' Yellow Card for I. Jones (Middlesbrough)
90' Yellow Card for N. Byrne (Derby)
90' Match whistled off
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But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
#[Championship - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Nottingham Forest 2-1 Derby
Match Info:
Date: January 22, 2022
Time: 12:30 (UTC)
Venue: The City Ground
Recent form
Nottingham Forest: DLWWWW
Derby: LDDDDW
Lineups:
Nottingham Forest - 3-4-3
Starting XI: Brice Samba, Ryan Yates, Steve Cook, Scott McKenna, Djed Spence, James Garner, Jack Colback, Max Lowe, Brennan Johnson, Lewis Grabban, Keinan Davis
Substitutes: Ethan Horvath, GaΓ«tan Bong, Tobias Figueiredo, CafΓΊ, Xande Silva, Lyle Taylor, Philip Zinckernagel
Coach: S. Reid
Derby - 4-4-1-1
Starting XI: Ryan Allsop, Nathan Byrne, Richard Stearman, Curtis Davies, Lee Buchanan, Festy Ebosele, Max Bird, Liam Thompson, Jason Knight, Tom Lawrence, Colin Kazim-Richards
Substitutes: Kelle Roos, Eiran Joe Cashin, Craig Forsyth, Kamil JΓ³ΕΊwiak, Ravel Morrison, Louie Sibley, Luke Plange
Coach: W. Rooney
Match Stats:
| Nottingham Forest | Derby | |
|---|---|---|
| 6 | Shots On Goal | 1 |
| 5 | Shots Off Goal | 2 |
| 6 | Shots inside box | 3 |
| 7 | Shots outside box | 1 |
| 13 | Total Shots | 4 |
| 2 | Blocked Shots | 1 |
| 17 | Fouls | 18 |
| 4 | Corner Kicks | 2 |
| 2 | Offsides | 2 |
| 47% | Ball Possession | 53% |
| 2 | Yellow Cards | 4 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 0 | Goalkeeper Saves | 4 |
| 330 | Total passes | 371 |
| 231 | Pass accuracy | 275 |
| 70% | Passes % | 74% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
31' Yellow Card for L. Thompson (Derby)
35' Yellow Card for L. Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
48' GOAL! Scored by L. Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
51' Yellow Card for R. Stearman (Derby)
56' Yellow Card for L. Buchanan (Derby)
60' Substitution: R. Morrison for F. Ebosele (Derby)
60' Substitution: L. Plange for C. Kazim-Richards (Derby)
68' Substitution: P. Zinckernagel for K. Davis (Nottingham Forest)
77' Substitution: L. Sibley for L. Thompson (Derby)
82' GOAL! Scored by B. Johnson (Nottingham Forest)
84' Substitution: L. Taylor for L. Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
87' Penalty scored by T. Lawrence (Derby)
89' Yellow Card for B. Samba (Nottingham Forest)
89' Yellow Card for T. Lawrence (Derby)
90' Red Card for R. Morrison (Derby)
90' Match whistled off
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#FT: Nottingham Forest 2-1 Derby County
Nottingham Forest scorers: Lewis Grabban (48'), Brennan Johnson (82')
Derby County scorers: Tom Lawrence (88' PEN)
Venue: The City Ground
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Nottingham Forest
Brice Samba, Steve Cook, Scott McKenna, Ryan Yates, Jack Colback, James Garner, Max Lowe, Djed Spence, Lewis Grabban (Lyle Taylor), Keinan Davis (Philip Zinckernagel), Brennan Johnson.
Subs: Xande Silva, Tobias Figueiredo, GaΓ«tan Bong, Ethan Horvath, CafΓΊ.
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Derby County
Ryan Allsop, Curtis Davies, Richard Stearman, Lee Buchanan, Nathan Byrne, Liam Thompson (Louie Sibley), Max Bird, Jason Knight, Festy Ebosele (Ravel Morrison), Colin Kazim-Richards (Luke Plange), Tom Lawrence.
Subs: Kelle Roos, Eiran Cashin, Kamil Jozwiak, Craig Forsyth.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
31' Liam Thompson (Derby County) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
35' Lewis Grabban (Nottingham Forest) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
48' Goal! Nottingham Forest 1, Derby County 0. Lewis Grabban (Nottingham Forest) right footed shot from very close range to the bottom left corner following a set piece situation.
51' Richard Stearman (Derby County) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
56' Lee Buchanan (Derby County) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
60' Substitution, Derby County. Luke Plange replaces Colin Kazim-Richards.
60' Substitution, Derby County. Ravel Morrison replaces Festy Ebosele.
68' Substitution, Nottingham Forest. Philip Zinckernagel replaces Keinan Davis.
78' Substitution, Derby County. Louie Sibley replaces Liam Thompson.
82' Goal! Nottingham Forest 2, Derby County 0. Brennan Johnson (Nottingham Forest) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Philip Zinckernagel.
84' Substitution, Nottingham Forest. Lyle Taylor replaces Lewis Grabban.
88' **Goal! Nottingham Forest 2, Derby County 1. Tom Lawre
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#Nottingham Forest 2-1 Derby
Match Info:
Lineups:
Nottingham Forest - 3-4-3
Starting XI: Brice Samba, Ryan Yates, Steve Cook, Scott McKenna, Djed Spence, James Garner, Jack Colback, Max Lowe, Brennan Johnson, Lewis Grabban, Keinan Davis
Substitutes: Ethan Horvath, GaΓ«tan Bong, Tobias Figueiredo, CafΓΊ, Xande Silva, Lyle Taylor, Philip Zinckernagel
Coach: S. Reid
Derby - 4-4-1-1
Starting XI: Ryan Allsop, Nathan Byrne, Richard Stearman, Curtis Davies, Lee Buchanan, Festy Ebosele, Max Bird, Liam Thompson, Jason Knight, Tom Lawrence, Colin Kazim-Richards
Substitutes: Kelle Roos, Eiran Joe Cashin, Craig Forsyth, Kamil JΓ³ΕΊwiak, Ravel Morrison, Louie Sibley, Luke Plange
Coach: W. Rooney
Match Stats:
| Nottingham Forest | Derby | |
|---|---|---|
| 47% | Ball Possession | 53% |
| 13 | Total Shots | 4 |
| 6 | Shots On Goal | 1 |
| 5 | Shots Off Goal | 2 |
| 6 | Shots inside box | 3 |
| 7 | Shots outside box | 1 |
| 2 | Blocked Shots | 1 |
| 17 | Fouls | 18 |
| 4 | Corner Kicks | 2 |
| 2 | Offsides | 2 |
| 2 | Yellow Cards | 4 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 0 | Goalkeeper Saves | 4 |
| 330 | Total passes | 371 |
| 231 | Successful passes | 275 |
| 70% | Pass success rate | 74% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
31' Yellow Card for L. Thompson (Derby)
35' Yellow Card for L. Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
48' GOAL! Scored by L. Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
51' Yellow Card for R. Stearman (Derby)
56' Yellow Card for L. Buchanan (Derby)
60' Substitution: R. Morrison for F. Ebosele (Derby)
60' Substitution: L. Plange for C. Kazim-Richards (Derby)
68' Substitution: P. Zinckernagel for K. Davis (Nottingham Forest)
77' Substitution: L. Sibley for L. Thompson (Derby)
82' GOAL! Scored by B. Johnson (Nottingham Forest)
84' Substitution: L. Taylor for L. Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
87' Penalty scored by T. Lawrence (Derby)
89' Yellow Card for B. Samba (Nottingham Forest)
89' Yellow Card for T. Lawrence (Derby)
90' Red Card for R. Morrison (Derby)
90' Match whistled off
Player Match Stats
Nottingham Forest
| Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| James Garner | 7.5 | 88 | 1 | 4 | 27 | 14 | 0 |
| Djed Spence | 7.2 | 88 | 2 | 4 | 34 | 17 | 3 |
| Jack Colback | 7.2 | 88 | 0 | 3 | 30 | 12 | 1 |
| Brennan Johnson | 7.2 | 88 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 5 | 1 |
| Max Lowe | 7 | 88 | 0 | 5 | 30 | 11 | 0 |
| Philip Zinckernagel | 7 | 20 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 7 | 3 |
| Ryan Yates | 6.9 | 88 | 1 | 1 | 34 | 6 | 0 |
| Lewis Grabban | 6.9 | 84 | 2 | 0 | 16 | 7 | 2 |
| Scott McKenna | 6.6 | 88 | 0 | 0 |
[Championship - 2021/2022]
#Nottingham Forest 2-1 Derby
Match Info:
Lineups:
Nottingham Forest - 3-4-3
Starting XI: Brice Samba, Ryan Yates, Steve Cook, Scott McKenna, Djed Spence, James Garner, Jack Colback, Max Lowe, Brennan Johnson, Lewis Grabban, Keinan Davis
Substitutes: Ethan Horvath, GaΓ«tan Bong, Tobias Figueiredo, CafΓΊ, Xande Silva, Lyle Taylor, Philip Zinckernagel
Coach: S. Reid
Derby - 4-4-1-1
Starting XI: Ryan Allsop, Nathan Byrne, Richard Stearman, Curtis Davies, Lee Buchanan, Festy Ebosele, Max Bird, Liam Thompson, Jason Knight, Tom Lawrence, Colin Kazim-Richards
Substitutes: Kelle Roos, Eiran Joe Cashin, Craig Forsyth, Kamil JΓ³ΕΊwiak, Ravel Morrison, Louie Sibley, Luke Plange
Coach: W. Rooney
Match Stats:
| Nottingham Forest | Derby | |
|---|---|---|
| 47% | Ball Possession | 53% |
| 13 | Total Shots | 4 |
| 6 | Shots On Goal | 1 |
| 5 | Shots Off Goal | 2 |
| 6 | Shots inside box | 3 |
| 7 | Shots outside box | 1 |
| 2 | Blocked Shots | 1 |
| 17 | Fouls | 18 |
| 4 | Corner Kicks | 2 |
| 2 | Offsides | 2 |
| 2 | Yellow Cards | 4 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 0 | Goalkeeper Saves | 4 |
| 330 | Total passes | 371 |
| 231 | Successful passes | 275 |
| 70% | Pass success rate | 74% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
31' Yellow Card for L. Thompson (Derby)
35' Yellow Card for L. Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
48' GOAL! Scored by L. Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
51' Yellow Card for R. Stearman (Derby)
56' Yellow Card for L. Buchanan (Derby)
60' Substitution: R. Morrison for F. Ebosele (Derby)
60' Substitution: L. Plange for C. Kazim-Richards (Derby)
68' Substitution: P. Zinckernagel for K. Davis (Nottingham Forest)
77' Substitution: L. Sibley for L. Thompson (Derby)
82' GOAL! Scored by B. Johnson (Nottingham Forest)
84' Substitution: L. Taylor for L. Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
87' Penalty scored by T. Lawrence (Derby)
89' Yellow Card for B. Samba (Nottingham Forest)
89' Yellow Card for T. Lawrence (Derby)
90' Red Card for R. Morrison (Derby)
90' Match whistled off
Player Match Stats
Nottingham Forest
| Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| James Garner | 7.5 | 88 | 1 | 4 | 27 | 14 | 0 |
| Djed Spence | 7.2 | 88 | 2 | 4 | 34 | 17 | 3 |
| Jack Colback | 7.2 | 88 | 0 | 3 | 30 | 12 | 1 |
| Brennan Johnson | 7.2 | 88 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 5 | 1 |
| Max Lowe | 7 | 88 | 0 | 5 | 30 | 11 | 0 |
| Philip Zinckernagel | 7 | 20 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 7 | 3 |
| Ryan Yates | 6.9 | 88 | 1 | 1 | 34 | 6 | 0 |
| Lewis Grabban | 6.9 | 84 | 2 | 0 | 16 | 7 | 2 |
| Scott McKenna | 6.6 | 88 | 0 | 0 |
