A list of puns related to "Lot's wife"
I do hope she doesnβt make a habit of it
It's like I've never seen herbivore
She wined all night.
When it was done she said "we're all stocked up!"
I was a Chemistry major.
She likes to rumba...
But it just made scents to me.
So I asked her for help clearing the junk
The womb service is great
For example: If she is holding a gun, sheβs probably angry.
Our friend in the back seat was a dad for a short while. All I heard her say was "I guess only half of the car is backing up."
I'm so proud of her.
We're in a poly-hammerous relationship
Husband: Personally prefer blue jeans, but whatever floats your boat
Her: Huh?
MC: Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado....
Me: Shit.
Husband: A kiss makes my whole day, anal makes my whole week.
Wife: A kiss makes my whole day, anal makes my hole weak.
Ass you can see.
My wife said "For each one we kill, two emerge."
I said "Looks like we have a flydra problem on our hands."
She walked off.
I explained to her that it takes lot of juice to juice the juicer.
Me: Doesn't look like you have mushroom left in there.
She said "a distinct portion or section of land."
and so do I
In the house of my great grand parents they had bats in the attic for a while. Eventually one flew down and landed by my great granddad, whose wife called him Tall as a name.
GGP: "Look Mary theres a bird on the wall!"
GGM: "Oh, shit Tall that ain't no bird! That's a bat and you know it!"
GGP: "I told you my name ain't Shittall!"
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