My dad just came home from surgery still a little loopy. Pulled this one on my brother and I.

Me: We should have post surgery cake! (Proceed to tell my brother he should make it just to see if he would.) Bro: I'm not making that cake bro. I gotta leave. Dad: I've got Tylenol.

Took me a minute but damn was it funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dynatime
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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Oh how the tables have turned.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcmcfat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why were the melons forced to have a small wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Courtesy of me sick and loopy at the grocery store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drdoggomd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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What happens when a roller coaster designer gets high?

He gets super loopy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daplusl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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My friend just got me while telling me she laughs at pain.

Directly copied the text from her email:

I know that seeing my dad walk in the door with his foot in a cast my initial reaction should NOT have been to start giggling uncontrollably.....but that's what I do. It's even worse when I hurt myself, especially if it's a ton of pain, people think I've gone in shock or I'm a bit loopy because I'm usually in stitches.

I thought she might have done it accidentally, until it was followed up with a "ba-dum-chhh"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2014
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