What kind of exercise does Long John Silver prefer?

Pirates.

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Did you hear about the male sheep that was a chef at Long John Silver's?

He was a battering ram.

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Why could you not see most of Long John Silver's ears?

Because as well as his left and right, he also had a boat full of privateers.

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What's a Pirates Favorite ....

Dad: what's a Pirates favorite crime?

Me: uh ... ?

Dad: ARRRRson! What's a Pirates favorite type of socks?

Me: I don't know dad.

Dad: ARRRRgyle! What's a Pirates favorite branch of the military?

Me: rolling eyes it's the ARRRRmy.

Dad: acting confused No, it's the Navy. Why on earth would they like the army better?

Hopefully not a repost but I very clearly remember getting caught by this one and stuttering with no response.

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First Tim SALMON, and now Mike TROUT?

Is this a baseball game, or a Long John Silvers?!?

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My mailman: Do you like fish?

Me: "Yea"

Mailman: "Then you should head down to Long John Silver's later today. They are donating all of the proceeds to a shelter for battered fish. "

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This one comes from my aunt's dad...

My aunt's bathroom is shaped like a hallway, long and narrow. I found out when she moved into her house, her dad told her she should repaint the bathroom with silver paint. When she asked him why, he said, "Well then you could call it the Long John Silver."

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