A slipper.
He put a glass of water on his head!
It's the first time I have been able to see and hug her in over a year, and she made me so proud!
*Edit: So many typos in my title.
Because then it would be a foot.
Your spine
She felt the same way.
So I turned on the air conditioner
He was waiting for his cue.
I broke my hand punching a curb.
R2-Detour
From march to September said the man
It is the same length as a regular year, but it has less calories!
Wow, Iβm really dating myself.
A "Ο"thon
They cantaloupe.
but does anyone know a sniper?
Thatβs the punch line.
Because they know you're patient
But anyway, what can I get ya?
The horse, not being able to comprehend human language, promptly shits on the floor and leaves.
As she sat down next to him her glass eye fell to the floor next to his stoll. He picked it up and handed it back to her.
They chatted all night and hit it off pretty well and eventually started dating.
One day while lying in bed, he turns to her and asks:
"Why me? Out of all the guys that were at the bar that night, why did you choose me?"
She looked at him surprised and said:
"Well, you caught my eye."
I never could stand up to pier pressure.
There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him,
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."
His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"
"Okay son, go ahead."
The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."
His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"
The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."
Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.
"My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want
... keep reading on reddit β‘It was quite the milestone
"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.
Immortali-tea
Iβd say heβs a seasoned pro.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
I just clipped two feet of toenails
I overheard an older gentleman asking the waitress this before ordering at the diner.
so it's an ex-spearmint.
She said: Your bach?
Daddy, you're sad because it's SADurday.
I was so proud.
At least for the four-seeable future.
It get polaroids
It's just for a period.
Let that sink in.
Becuase then it will be a foot :)
Because then it would be a foot.
Because then it would be a foot
That's the punch line.
That's the punch line
A slipper!
