Especially that song “Here comes the pun”.
Oops, wrong sub.
But never made it past the Letter B Letter B Letter B Letter B
(Sing it you know you want to!)
He was the Best!
I titled it The Hindi 500.
"What is the second letter of the alphabet?" The teacher asked Ringo. But Ringo wasn't sure.
But because Ringo had found himself in a time of trouble, John came to him and whispered words of wisdom
"Letter B"
You look for the fresh prints!
It's members are
Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch
... And George Harrison.
turns out it's by the Cinnabon.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
That was the punchline
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by René Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
..to find exactly 32 of them.
With a cowculator!
Every time I ask someone, they tell me "it's private."
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
But people in Abu Dhabi do.
And then you will all be sorry.
With a sea saw!
Bob
Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
It can write other things too.
Sitar Hero.
What did the Indian kid say to his mother when he left for school...?
Mumbai 👋
All Best were off
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
You have to try their New Delhi
"Because you're the largest re-tailer in the world!"
He was a naan believer.
His condition is stable now
They’re both Paris sites
Turnsout, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Outlaws are wanted
Because Lisa Kudrow.
Dim sum.
They supported The Doors.
"It’s pasture bedtime!”
