I am in class, with a map of France in front of me...

So I turn to my neighbour and say: It's been Toulon since we talked... Him: Don't... Me: And I just don't want Toulouse touch. Him: Please stop. Me: Nevers

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👤︎ u/Karl_Tofel
📅︎ Mar 07 2017
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Fancy French dad joke

I just took my family to the Loire Valley for vacation (I live in Luxembourg, so it was just a road trip). My wife was interested in visiting a vineyard and trying out some local wine.

We asked at our hotel for recommendations. My wife looked over the brochures and complained that they were all in the neighboring town of Chinon.

She wondered if the hotel was getting kickbacks or something.

Me: "I call Chinon-agins!"

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👤︎ u/LeifSized
📅︎ Apr 19 2017
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