(P+L)(O+T) = PO+PT+LO+LT
And thus the plot was foiled!
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︎ Sep 25 2022
LoL
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︎ Oct 10 2022
J.Lo started a new insurance company
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︎ Oct 02 2022
Hip Hop Restaurant Menu items! Go!!
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︎ Jul 04 2022
What do they call J-Lo in France?
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︎ Apr 20 2022
What is the name of the Chinese undercover agent?
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︎ Aug 08 2022
whey better
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︎ Oct 15 2022
You dim sum, you lose some.
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︎ Sep 20 2022
What do you call a fake noodle?
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︎ Aug 02 2022
Iβve been here (Los Angeles) eight months; I have been in two earthquakes, a race riot, floods and fires
and I left New York because I couldn't handle my mother.
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︎ Aug 29 2022
Sylvester, I guess, is "still lone"
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︎ Sep 15 2022
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
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︎ Sep 19 2022
This guy knocked me to the ground and poured soy sauce all over me
I was like "come on, don't Kikkoman when he's down"
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︎ May 29 2022
Me tomΓ© el peor cafΓ© de mi vida en el circo
La que me lo sirviΓ³ era malabarista
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︎ Sep 17 2022
Wife: "I don't get the J.Lo thing. Mediocre singer, mediocre dancer, and crap at acting."
Me: "So... She's wack of all trades!"
Got a begrudging high five for that one
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︎ Feb 14 2022
What lunch meat is made from a pigs shin?
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︎ Jul 10 2022
What do you call two bros hugging each other warm to stay warm?
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︎ Jun 26 2022
I showed my Mexican friends I know a little Spanish by saying "mucho" and they seemed really flattered....
They said it meant a lot to them.
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︎ Apr 09 2022
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
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︎ Aug 14 2022
This is lo-ki amazing
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︎ May 30 2021
What do you you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
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︎ Jul 29 2022
If you talk to a Spanish speaker make sure to say "mucho"
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︎ Mar 04 2022
My neighbor called and said my home security was too lax. He offered to come over and give me some tips.
I told him my door's always open.
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︎ Jun 07 2022
What do a short lion and a Chinese restaurant have in common?
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︎ Aug 07 2022
Is loud laughing allowed in Hawaii?
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︎ May 07 2022
CΓ³mo se llaman los paΓses del Medio Oriente que no se pueden encontrar?
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︎ Jun 10 2022
"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl.."
"Ok, that's three," interrupted the genie.
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︎ Jun 01 2022
LoTr Puns
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︎ Apr 25 2020
I worked security at a chemical plant. There had been a string of robberies at nearby chemical plants, and one night... lo and behold- we heard the alarm...
My coworker and I tried to apprehend them but they were just too phosphorusβ¦
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︎ Feb 04 2021
What do J-Lo and A-Rod have in common?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Wave hair-lo!
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︎ Jan 24 2019
LoTR Dad Joke
Legolas and Aragorn walk in to a bar.
Gimli walks under it.
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︎ May 27 2019
I took the last of my daughter's lo mein...
"Daddy, that's my lo mein!"
"Yeah, now what do you have?"
She frowns and says "no mein."
"Yup."
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︎ Jul 28 2014
Old El Passo had a farm
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︎ Dec 19 2021
That works too
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Officer Lo
My dad is a corrections officer. Him and another guy, office Lo, are watching a prisoner at the hospital.
My dad said "if the prisoner acts up, I go high, he go Lo"
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︎ Feb 10 2017
How do they answer the phone in Shang-Chiβs home village?
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︎ Nov 24 2021
And lo, an angel appeared unto the prophet Isaiah, and said:
Angel: "Behold! I exceed ninety degrees!"
Isaiah: "Uh... what?"
And the angel gave no explanation and vanished.
Isaiah muttered: "What an obtuse angel."
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