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[Giveaway] 2 months of LiveChat - premium live chat + helpdesk + sales enhancement software!

Special Giveaway exclusively for Growmybusiness Community --> Free Access to LiveChat premium plan for 2 months!

The link launching signup with a prolonged free trial is >>![HERE]!!<<


LiveChat is a premium customer service software built to improve customer support and enhance online sales. It's not only a chat tool but a comprehensive customer service platform with e-commerce features and a powerful help desk, complementing all the live-chat-related functionalities once you’re offline.

KEY FEATURES:

  • Built-in ticketing system - With your online availability turned off LiveChat switches into a powerful help desk with advanced ticketing mode embedded. Customers’ queries are recorded as tickets and all you have to do is to answer them once back online.
  • Sales enhancing features --> Engaging website visitors proactively. This set of features turns agents into active salesmen. They don’t have to wait passively for customers to reach out to you. You can actively track their activity and invite them into chats to offer support and guide through the sales funnel.
  • Reports and analytics - LiveChat has powerful built-in reports and analytics. You can easily measure your online operations' efficiency and gather valuable business insight to improve your work and convert more customers. You can enhance it even more with 50+ powerful integrations.
  • Access REST API & webhooks - Connect LiveChat to your database to display information about the customer’s latest order, billing plan or used services right in the chat window. Want to gather more data? Feel free to use the API to get all the information you and your web hosting business
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Switch Hacking Q&A General | Nintendo Direct Edition

New users, please read the entire post before asking your question, including the FAQ. You may find your question is already answered here.

Ask questions in the comments of this thread


Do you just want to hack your Switch?

Start here: Nintendo Homebrew Switch Guide – everything you need to know


Basic Information and Resources (START HERE BEFORE ASKING YOUR QUESTION)

Things you really ought to stop asking already

  • Don't understand a term? Look it up on Nintendo Homebrew's Glossary first!

  • The best switch for hacking purposes is an unpatched HAC-001. Get the hackable serial number ranges here. Already have a Switch? Check if your unit is hackable here by entering your serial number, found on the bottom of the Switch by the USB-C port.

  • If you can do something on stock firmware, you can do it on CFW.

  • Updating is safe if you have an Unpatched Switch and use AtmosphΓ¨re CFW. You will not lose your CFW.

  • The Switch Lite and the new switch model (HAC-001-01) are unlikely to ever support CFW through software. Units that are on firmware 8.0.1 or lower will have the ability to run homebrew in the long run. Without installing a hardware modchip, 8.1.0 and above are screwed, probably forever. The early european Switch Lite units came with 8.0.1.


Discord

If you need help, feel free to join the Nintendo Homebrew Discord Server. This is the fastest way to get support with your problem.

On Discord you can, well, livechat with the community about the usual Switch Hacking and Homebrew.


Console Status

Latest Firmware Version: 12.0.2

Firmware Version Unpatched Switches (HAC-001)† Patched Switches (HAC-001)† "New" Switch (HAC-001-01) Switch Lite (HDH-001)
1.0.0 [Nereba] or [RCM] N/A *
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Empress (InfinityQueen) Acc got suspended

Empress got caught by the Police

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackWatch/comments/lqs91b/finally_caught_by_the_police_goodjob_everyone/

The title pretty much.

https://www.reddit.com/user/-InfinityQueen-/

Not sure why.

Edit: "Suspended" isn't shadowbanned it's a straight ban.

Edit her new account "https://www.reddit.com/user/-InfinityGoddess-/"

Her reasoning why she was banned

>reddit literally suspended my account because of some TRANS person who cam into my gender philosophy post and found illusional offense in it. i made SURE no one should take offense or act bad, but he came and insulted everyone, then reported my account for some reason.
>
>that is the entire story. so i cannot tell you how "Disgusted" i feel now from everything.
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>and i saw how A LOT of you keep insulting me in MY PLACE. for some reason no one has any gratitude or or respect or even patience.
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>i saw many comments that felt like i shouldn't be dealing with the public AT ALL.
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>humanity cannot stop disappointing me. why do everyone need to "HATE" on everything i post, why is everyone trying so hard to find offense in what i do, 1 way or another.
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>why everyone is such LOW life that they tell me the worst words and just leave with a smirky smile on their faces.

Source

>and how in HELL can i deal with that "report button", which obviously everyone can easily ABUSE, and reddit automatically suspends accounts based on it? how can anyone counter that?

Source

>i fully deleted my old account, since reddit did not even listen to me, or see my proofs that i was a victim toward that TRANS, and whoever else reported me. i never said 1 word to offend him, but i was taken down anyway.
>
>how is any of this fair?

Source

Can be found in her livechat https://www.reddit.com/r/EmpressEvolution/comments/lhxrsh/rempressevolution_lounge/

Empress now Left reddit and is on Element.io

>SHUTTING DOWN THIS NONESENSE, join ELEMENTS MATRIX software today
>
>reddit admins don't seem to be able to control the "TROL

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Celebrities/"Influential People" with Eye Floaters: a List (ultimate edition)

Hi everyone! Here is a list of celebrities/kinda important people with confirmed Eye Floaters. Some of them are very famous, others maybe not that much, but are still kinda important people. Others have smaller communities but I still included them because why not.

You can use the list for various purposes, for example:

β–ͺ︎ inspiration;

β–ͺ︎to realize that this is kind of a common issue (some of these people are young/have had them since young age), though its entity can vary;

β–ͺ︎to try reaching them for research/awareness purposes (for example it could be useuful for the u/VDMProject). Often the source is a post from one of their social network's accounts, so you can easily reach them).

You can see/hear by yourself their words about having floaters in the "Source".

β– Note that these are only the ones I could find that talked about this issue. It is obvious that there are many many other celebrities that have them. If you know others, comment below! Bye :)

β–ͺ︎Reed Timmer (popular extreme metereologist) β€’Source β€’Second Source

β–ͺ︎Danny Hatchard (actor, BBC soap opera "Eastenders" star) (supported the gofundme for eye floaters) β€’Source

β–ͺ︎Jessica Nigri (popular model/cosplayer) β€’Source

β–ͺ︎Eefje 'sjokz' Depoortere (popular esports host) β€’Source

β–ͺ︎Dougie Poynter (bassist of "McFly" and "INK") β€’Source

β–ͺ︎Phase One (quite popular DJ, music producer) β€’Source

β–ͺ︎ xQc (very popular twitch streamer) β€’Source 10:12 β€’Second Source 14:56

(notice how many people in the livechat can relate)

β–ͺ︎Roy Hibbert (ex-NBA player) β€’Source β€’Apparently had them since teenage years

β–ͺ︎James McVey (popular guitarist of "The Vamps") (interested in creating awareness) β€’Source β€’Second Source

β–ͺ︎Michael Bisping (pop

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(Warning: Morbid dad joke) True Story -- My family were planning my mum's funeral. We always try to keep things light and try to stay positive, just as Mum would have it...

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

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If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore

I would have a daughter

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Ah yes, pretty hip
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Dis-a-
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Don't know if this was posted here before
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Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...

But Bill kept the Windows

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From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

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If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt

You officially hit rock bottom

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There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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What rhymes with orange.

No it doesn't.

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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

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To the person who stole my MS Office License.

I will find you. You have my Word.

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I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

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Water pun
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In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,

β€œthank you for your cervix.”

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I've started a boat building business in my attic...

...sails are going through the roof.

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He is right there...
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Sponge bob | (β€’)(β€’) | , Patrick / (β€’)(β€’) \ , Squidward ( (β€’)(β€’) ) , Plankton | (β€’) | , Mr. Krabs |β€’| |β€’|

Made me smile

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I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?

A taxi

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Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good.

But now I stand corrected.

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*Triggering britishers*
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Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

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And on that note
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My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an Ewok....

Wookie mistake.

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I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?

Theoretical Fizz-ics

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Knight Knight
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Why is Dark spelled with a β€˜K’ and not a β€˜C’?

Because you can’t β€˜C’ in the dark

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originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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My Dad just sent me this
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It is
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He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
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My wife said, β€œI don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.”

I said, β€œThat makes two of us.”

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There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't?
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I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...

so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently.

And conducting himself properly.

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This one cracked me
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Found one of our own
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What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin

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Did you know that before crowbars were invented...

Crows mostly drank alone.

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Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
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