LiveLeak Puns

A guy walks into his dentist's office and says "Doc, I think I might be a moth."

The dentist replies, "ok.....so why did you come in here?"

The man says, "because the light was on."

A bit of context - our neighbour who lives a floor below us complained yesterday that there was a leak in our flat that was damaging his ceiling and walls; my dad has been frantically searching for it in our bathroom all day

I was browsing reddit when I hear my dad shout: "I've found it! casvanr! I've found the leak"

He then strolls into my room with a smug grin on his face, holding the vegetable

I threw a book at him

We were talking about the natural gas issue going on in California(where we live), and how we haven't heard much about it. He said was ridiculous people aren't being informed about it, to which I replied:

"I guess you could say they didn't want the information to be...leaked."

He said, "Lame." But still laughed.