β€œLithophyte”, a new boulder in the WIP sector in Petra, Jordan v.redd.it/6eb5ogywvb981
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Begonia hoehneana, one of my fave species. This mini species is endemic to Brazil, where it is typically found growing as a lithophyte, on shaded, moist, calcareous rocks, around caves. Such a charmer and not too hard to grow.
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Neobanthamia gracilis/Polystachya neobanthamia. Whichever you prefer. Flowering for me now. A great garden growing lithophyte from Tanzania.
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Dendrobium speciosum var. capricornicum repotted. Australian "rock lily" - this lithophyte usually grows on large bouldsrs and cliffs, so I gave mine some lichen-covered rocks to slread onto reddit.com/gallery/kjo7xo
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Elatostema sp China, a lithophyte from the family Urticaceae (same as Pilea, Nettles, etc). Each year, growth starts compact and small (see top right of plant mount), then elongates, then blooms at the axils (2nd photo). Long stems die, cycle repeats. My website has info / care details for this one reddit.com/gallery/l1p74r
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Mounting medium for lithophytes? Or a rock-like substance that isn't heavy
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sheepdawg7
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I'm loving this lithophyte
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From seeds labeled as Gesneria shaferi subsp. depressa (syn. Gesneria depressa), a mini gesneriad, lithophytic or terrestrial, endemic to Cuba. The color and shape of the blooms on this are not consistent with other records I've found, so I'm not 100% sure the ID is accurate. Still an awesome mini. reddit.com/gallery/renlic
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Pachycentria glauca, an epiphytic and lithophytic shrub from Borneo and surrounding countries. This one grows on rocks and trees in tropical forests. It can grow bulbous nodules at the trunk base and is possibly a myrmecophyte. This one is young; when larger it will be more shrublike.
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Identification Help: Is This Lithophytic/Terrestrial Algae, Lichen, or something else entirely?
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Pyrrosia lanceolata, an epiphytic and lithophytic fern with waxy, scaly foliage. Native to Africa, Asia, Australia. This one is relatively new to me and is still adjusting. Can't wait to see some growth. reddit.com/gallery/ktiq2r
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Majorpain2006
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kennydoe
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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