Hilarious Liquidity preference Puns

Had a fun family group text with my FIL, Wife and myself cooking up some “dad” jokes. Here’s the transcript:

FIL: I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, veggie. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

Me: I prefer my investments be more liquid. That’s why I chose a Broth IRA

FIL: A consommé choice!

Me: Thank you. We like to be relatively bisque averse.

Wife: Y’all need to chili out

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📅︎ Jul 17 2022

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