Linus Puns

A list of puns related to "Linus"

What do you call a night watchman at a pumpkin patch?

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👤︎ u/brassman1971
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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The Peanuts kids had to choose a country out of hat for a book report.

Peppermint Patty: I got France!

Linus: I got Spain!

Charlie Brown: I got Iraq...

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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