Lifting gas Puns

These are some of the practical jokes my dad would do while driving to "entertain" us:

1. Driving slow next to a jogger, turning down the window and asking "You seem to be in a hurry. Need a lift?" I would usually hide under a seat in shame.

2. On a hot day in a car without AC, he'd use the standard question "Hot enough for everyone?" which just gave him groans and a loud "yes". - "Well, in this case I can turn down the thermostat again". (Of course, he'd just been turning it up right before his question without anyone noticing)

3. Instead of driving right in a roundabout and taking the third exit, he'd drive left and take the first "to save gas", creeping the shit out of everyone. This was out on the countryside with no cars anywhere to be seen.

Any other stories you guys have?

A high school science teacher in California was teaching his kids about the three states: solid, liquid, gas.

After he is finished, he lifted up his tea and said, "What state is this in?"

One student raises her hand and says, "Liquid!"

Which the teacher replies, "No, silly. It's in California!"

Edit: I'm not dad! I'm potatoe.

My father and I were snowboarding and we stopped for lunch and we both ate. I had a burger, he had a bowl of chili. Didn't think much of. Later we get back on the chair lift and he just won't stop FARTING. He says to me, "Man that chili gave me a lot of gas." to which I responded with, "No shit." to which he responded, "Not yet." *cue shitty laughter from him and a slightly annoyed son.