Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
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In times like these, laughter is essential. I don't have much, but for the ever vigilant mod team and you, the subscribers of /r/DadJokes, please allow me to offer this open letter...
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Dad, you have to talk normal and stop speaking in single letters. Can’t you see I’m going crazy?!
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What 4 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
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Edit: I mean. 5 letters word
Did you hear about the trans lawyer who sent a settlement letter to a dentist?
It was trans-send-dental-mediation.
You can rearrange the letters in “new door” to create one word.
I asked my fiancee what letters you need to put together for that ground up stuff you bake bread with. She said it's...
What kind of bike do you use to write letters?
A stationery bike.
What do you call a letter that seems to be a submissive writer?
“A” likened sub-scribe
please kill me
When I told my dad about the "TIL you can count from zero to nine hundred ninety-nine without ever having to use the letter "a" post
"What about the a in "eigh"t."
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
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