I was going to write this joke in Pig Latin...

But it wouldn’t be kosher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jake_ub
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What is the Latin word for "one-piece bathing suit"?

Bikinus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Found my roommate chanting in Latin to his breakfast

He said he was peforming an eggcorism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashnakag3019
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Latin isn’t a dead language

It’s just Roman around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treatyofparis1
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TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neffability
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What do you call a hoard of a million Latin-speaking gigantic sharks?

MegaLodon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vs424reddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I was going to make a joke about Latin nouns

But then declined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Latin Reddit? Toti Emem Esto...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjoojjoojj
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Why can't you choose Latin as your default cell phone language?

Because the Roman charges are too much!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What do you say about two person speaking Latin?

They have a Latin common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poedan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Why did the blood sucking insect learn Latin?

It wanted to be a Roman-tic

ETA: a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LurkyTheHatMan
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My Latin wife dances a lot as she keeps the floors clean...

She likes to rumba...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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The word Gnome is a corruption of the Latin word Genomus, or earth dweller.

In other words, it's a misgnomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What do you call a guy doing ominous Latin chanting?

Greg or Ian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wigglesface
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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If I have to explain the Latin term "ad nauseum" one more time

I'm going to be sick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/janus10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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Today I met Tila Tequila’s latin cousin

Tela Novela

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbiewesters
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Latin verbs are understandably pessimistic, because they are always being declined.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shagminer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What do you call a nautically themed latin pop singer?

Sharkira

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Straight from my latin teacher.

She was wearing antlers for 'Saturnalia', and upon receiving a compliment for it, she said, "Thank you, I'm trying to branch out."

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Latin class

Teacher: Who was married to Julia, Julius Caesar's daughter? Class: Pompey Teacher: Yes and after his daughter died in childbirth, there was no family tie between Julius Caesar and Pompey and so became his enemy. Me: When she died in childbirth, did Julia have a Caesarean section? Teacher: lowers head and bangs on desk Why are you in my class?

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From a Latin FAQ (x/post from r/jokes)

Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb edo ("I eat"), what case should you use? A: The om-nom-nominative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DintyMooresLaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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Latin America

My dad called me to ask what classes I had signed up for. When I got to the Latin class I signed up for, he said, "Is that so you can talk to the girls in Latin America?" I hung up then and there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xHughziii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2014
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