This is just the first draught
"What's this?" he asks. "The Matador Special, Senor," the waiter replies. "What meat is it?" the man asks. "Cojones," the waiter explains, "They are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."
At first the man is disgusted. But he is the adventurous sort, so he decides to give it a try. To his surprise, he finds the meat delicious. In fact, it is so good that the next day he goes to the same restaurant again, and once again orders the specialty of the day. Again he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate, and this time it tastes even more scrumptious.
The third day he does the same, and the fourth. But on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, but this time they bring him two much smaller round meaty objects.
"What's this?" he asks the waiter. "The Matador Special, senor," the waiter replies. "No, no," the man objects, "I had the Matador Special the last few days, and it was much bigger than this."
"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not always lose."
Space X
It's my sixth sense.
"May... may I speak to George, please?"
It was a real A-ha moment.
The pants were back by poopular demand.
... To which the lift attendant replied, "Maybe not, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
"Mow money, mow money, mow money."
It must have been a Doppler-ganger.
It was a stock exchange.
...from the fruits of our labor
It’s a play on words.
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
You should have pluralized it and more would have shown up!
That’s karma in real life
“I guess it’s probably the wrong time.”
What a great guy.
We're having a jam session.
"Hooked on phonics worked for me!"
http://i.imgur.com/nopDbpw.jpg
He had a van adapted to his own specification, which subsequently was often seen overnight in the car parks of the world's best opera houses. After his death, the Japanese manufacturers used it as the flagship model of a new range. We've all heard of the 'Nissan Dormer'.
It’s my sixth sense
To which the lift attendant replied: "Maybe not, but I brought you up didn't l?"
What a COINcidence!
