Kroger Puns

A list of puns related to "Kroger"

Kroger is bringing their A game. Their Dr. Pepper knock off is called "The Fizzicist". Took me a minute to get it.
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👤︎ u/I_might_be_weasel
📅︎ May 11 2019
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Great Dad joke to pull on your Kroger cashier

Clerk: You want your milk in a bag?

Me: Nah, just leave it in the jug.

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👤︎ u/KoronaSenpai
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A fizziscian

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👤︎ u/gunsmith123
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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What subject does Dr Pepper specialize in?

Fizz-ics

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👤︎ u/AK4TSUKi
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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My wife has started keeping a dry-erase board labeled 'Grocery List' on the fridge, so I filled it in while she was gone this morning.

  • Kroger

  • Wal-Mart

  • Lucky's

  • Whole Foods

  • Winn Dixie

etc, etc

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👤︎ u/Chambadon
📅︎ Jan 07 2015
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Wife had me stop for potatoes (Long-Ish?)

Wife called me while i was driving home from work and asked me to stop at Kroger and get potatoes, as she forgot them for dinner. Also told me I might as well get beer (yay).

So i walk in the grocery store and check out the beer situation. Nothing on sale, eh. So i decide to buy the potatoes and walk to the liquor store next door as they stores share a parking lot and I'm not driving 200 feet.

I go to the liquor store, grab my juice and head to the counter. "Anything else?" The clerk says. Raising the beer and potatoes I respond, "I'll take the beer but i don't think this vodka is ready yet!"

He didn't find it funny but I was thinking of you guys the whole time!!!

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👤︎ u/Flattishsassy
📅︎ Jan 03 2017
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Drive-By Dad Joke

I was in Kroger when a guy and his young daughter walked past me towards the ice cream aisle. His daughter was suggesting they get some orange sherbet, and I could barely hear him mutter, "Sure, Bert." Absolutely made my day.

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👤︎ u/Tensuke
📅︎ Mar 20 2015
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Great Dad joke to pull on your Kroger cashier

Clerk: You want your milk in a bag?

Me: Nah, just leave it in the jug.

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👤︎ u/funzo1031
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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