Kiwi (bird) Puns

A list of puns related to "Kiwi (bird)"

What do you call the birds of paradise that live around the Ring Of Fire?

Flaming-os

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👤︎ u/category_username
📅︎ Jun 05 2021
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Why was the New Zleander horrified when his friends started eating a fruit salad in front of him?

Because he was a kiwi.

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👤︎ u/TheRealTsavo
📅︎ Sep 30 2021
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