A list of puns related to "Kids Incorporated"
Hasbro would be selling the idea of training to become a Jedi to kids the world over. Blade-builders would make waaaay more sense existing as a toy line. The god damn Star Wars theme park itself and the lightsaber building experience could've been part of this! Journeying to the park would be marketed as a "rite of passage" on your track to becoming a Jedi. Kids would be more engaged in learning the ways of the force to become Jedi. They could even make books, cartoons, and video games covering the adventures of Luke's student padawans as they fight against the evil Kylo Ren, the 1 padawan that fell to the dark side. We could have loads more characters like we did in the Prequels. New Aliens and creatures for the students to encounter. Introduce new Force powers through Luke and his students explorations into and study of the Force. Kids would be running around in padawan and Jedi costumes for Halloween or at comic conventions. Sell berry flavored blue colored milk at supermarkets alongside new Star Wars cereals. It would just be waaay more engaging and immersive overall. How did Disney totally miss this?!?!?
EDIT: I can see something similar happening now with The Mandalorian if Hasbro introduces toys and media for kids and fans on "becoming a Mandalorian." Toy role-play helmet & armor sets and gear (I know Hasbro is releasing Nerf Mandalorian missile-firing gauntlets), to dress up as your own unique bounty hunter.
But what could really kick that into gear is if Hasbro develops an action figure system where kids "build their own Mandalorian." You sell the base body buck and sell armor sets separately to armor up and create your own unique Mando figure to your liking.
But what do I know? I'm just a Star Wars fan venting on the Internet.
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