A list of puns related to "Kashmir shawl"
Hi, I have been looking forward to getting some shawls and scarves from Kashmir, do you guys know any specific shops which will cater to my needs and not scam me in the process? If you have already bought one how was your experience? Thanks in advance
The Kashmir Shawl β Winner of the epic category, Romantic Novel of the Year.
A sweeping story of wartime, family secrets, friendship and forbidden love set against the stunning backdrop of 1940s Kashmir.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
When I got home, they were still there.
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Hi, I have been looking forward to getting some shawls and scarves from Kashmir, do you guys know any specific shops which will cater to my needs and not scam me in the process? If you have already bought one how was your experience? Thanks in advance
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