Kappa Alpha Theta Puns

Uchicago’s Kappa Alpha Theta chapter just posted an apology for racist behavior towards ppl in their chapter. It didn’t sound very genuine to me and it’s sort of sad that they only apologized for their behavior once someone called them out for it....i was thinking of rushing a sorority but this definitely turned me off. What are all your thoughts on this issue and sororities at UChicago as a whole? Are a lot of sororities like Kappa Alpha Theta?

Right in the wake of Indiana University’s Chapter of Chi Omega, Kappa Alpha Theta may go in the same way. It’s been confirmed that they were not allowed to participate in recruitment. I hope that they aren’t kicked off of campus as they’re an Alpha chapter and they seem like great girls. This is just so sad to me.

https://www.kappaalphatheta.org/blog/fraternity/news-regarding-our-alpha-chapter-at-depauw-university

TLAM TO ALL MY THETAS OUT THERE!!!

If you’re a theta sister, what’s been your favorite theta memory?

There are some basic rules to this;

(1.) The aim of the thread is to only talk about the sorority in the title. Wait until it’s that sorority’s turn to roast them.

(2.) Put some effort in; "Lol Zeta" and "Who?" aren't roasts, they're a TSM comment section post at best.

(3.) If you have a story/roast about a chapter at your school, that's fair game. Roasts don't have to be about the sorority on a national scale.

(4.) We're going in alphabetical order, but some smaller sorority might get paired with a bigger one.

(5.) This is for fun. Don’t be a geed and get pissed off over Internet comments.

Today's roast: Kappa Alpha Theta

Tomorrow's roast: KBG

AΓΔ

AXΩ

AΔΠ

AEΦ

AOΠ

AΦ

AΣA

AΣT

AΞΔ

ΓΦB

Tri Delt

ΔΓ

ΔΦE

ΔZ

Zeta

ΘΦA

KAΘ

KBΓ

KΔ

KΔΦ

KKΓ

ΠBΦ

ΣΔT

ΣK (Not to be confused with KΣ)

Tri Sig

ΦM

ΦΣΣ

XΩ

I'm wondering what the hell happened, and the news articles don't say very much.

poor quality proof that: Imgur (with student ID and a page of my Vagina Monologues script)

Before any newspaper article was even conceived, I wrote a quite a long letter to the editors of several local newspapers. It was intended to be an open letter to the guests of the Kappa Alpha Theta spring formal.

Here's the WSJ article: http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/education/university/uw-madison-looking-into-claims-students-disrupted-vagina-monologues/article_fe2c5d72-348a-575f-b5a6-9d6cac7d3139.html

Here's what another cast member and I truly wish to express about the whole thing, in response to the original event, its publication, and the aftermath of the article:

It was a really unfortunate incident that came at a point of intense vulnerability. our reaction was equally as intense. This whole story has been sensationalized. The escalation of the incident turned the whole event, which promotes solidarity and support among women (and the men who care about them) into a divisive issue.

Sadly, the media's interest is in the tumult between the two groups of women, instead all of the good that comes out of BOTH organizations. Both organizations are full of hardworking women who want to make the world a better place. Unfortunately, the names of both organizations have been marred by this event.

We have no desire to publicly shame Kappa Alpha Theta or their guests. There's nothing shameful in standing up and saying, "I did something wrong, and I'm really sorry." We just wanted someone to say "We're sorry," and for the cast, UNIDOS, all the people who put their hard work into the production, and all of the people in the audience to be able to hear it.

Thanks for reading.

In closing, this: Imgur And this: http://qkme.me/3u7uhw

According to this article there is now a lambda variant of COVID that is impacting people mostly in South America.

This of course is coming right in the middle of the Delta variant outbreak in the United States and other places.

In the greek alphabet, Delta is the 4th letter and Lambda is the 11th. So what happened to all the letters in between? Are there Epsilon-Kappa variants in other parts of the world that we just havent heard of?

If not, why did we skip those letters in our scientific naming scheme for virus variants?

I am a prospective freshman at the University of Texas at Austin as a business major. Currently thinking about Greek life, and would like to hear some insight on the 4 business fraternities available. Thanks.

Kappa Alpha Theta

There are some basic rules to this;

(1.) The aim of the thread is to only talk about the sorority in the title. Wait until it’s that sorority's turn to roast them.

(2.) Put some effort in; "Lol Theta" and "Who?" aren't roasts, they're a TFM comment section post at best.

(3.) If you have a story/roast about a chapter at your school, that's fair game. Roasts don't have to be about the fraternity on a national scale.

(4.) We're going in alphabetical order.

(5.) This is for fun. Don’t be a geed and get pissed off over Internet comments.

Today’s Roast: Kappa Alpha Theta (ΚΑΘ)

Tomorrow's Roast: ΚΔ

And here's the order

^^^A∆Π

^^^ΑΕΦ

^^^ΑΞΔ

^^^ΑΟΠ

^^^ΑΣΑ

^^^ΑΦ

^^^ΑΧΩ

^^^ΓΦΒ

^^^ΔΓ

^^^ΔΔΔ

^^^ΔΖ

^^^ΔΦΕ

^^^ΖΤΑ

ΚΑΘ

ΚΔ

ΚΚΓ

ΠΒΦ

ΣΔΤ

ΣΚ

ΣΣΣ

ΦΜ

ΧΩ

Thank you to /u/teemoSelanne for the template and the idea.

I know that there are a lot of other sororities that didn't make it on this list, so at the end we'll have a megathread for all of the ones that didn't make this original list.