When Joyce Byers' son went missing she lost her Will to live
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👤︎ u/Rohrohnoa
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why did Joyce from Stranger Things refuse to go on a date with Hopper in Season 3?

He lacked magnetism...

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👤︎ u/xenotaenun
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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Here's TWO-FER. A little long for a Dad joke, but I do feel they fit the "Zone"

A man is on his first visit to Boston, and he wants to try some of that delicious New England seafood that he'd long heard about. So he gets into a cab, and asks the driver, "Can you take me to where I can get scrod?" The driver replies, "I've heard that question a thousand times but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."

An Irishman goes to a building site for his first day of work, and a couple of Englishmen think, "Ah, we'll have some fun with him!" So they walk up and say, "Hey, Paddy, as you're new here make sure you know a joist from a girder..." "Ah, sure, I knows" says Paddy, "twas Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust."

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👤︎ u/apikoros18
📅︎ May 29 2019
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