Johnny A. Puns

Once we took them from him , he started teasing us , because we now had glasses.

Ruth hits a tree.

Johnny decides to continue on.

Ruthlessly.

Teacher: “Well that is the worst spell of weather we’ve had in a while!”

He’s come full circle, he’s a pun crocker.

For the love of God, don't let Kevin Bacon pass away

The only thing I responded with was, “I wouldn’t.”

I guess I just have good Depp perception.

"OMG I'm such a huge Fan"

George Clooney said “I’ll direct!” Johnny Depp said “I’ll produce!” Mathew McConaughey said “Ill write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

Guest: "What's your secret?"

Cash: "We go in the yard"

And he ran inside screaming "Mommy mommy I've been stung by a bee!"

So Johnny's mother says, "Oh calm down, lets put some cream on it"

At this Little Johnny replies "But how? It must be miles away by now!"

Badum Tsssss

My dad absolutely LOVES this joke, and he tells it to EVERYBODY, at first some people look at him confused but after a second or two everybody gets it and laughs, I swear to god Every. Damn. Time. And I love it

I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."

Just to watch him dye.

The Loan Ranger: Collecting Interest

The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"