Told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high...

She looked very surprised!

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👤︎ u/physco219
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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If two people greet each other at the exact same time

It's a "hi" jinx.

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👤︎ u/NX02GT
📅︎ Oct 23 2016
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I reversed a dad joke

My father and I were on a road trip that led us through the town of Jenks. He gets a sly smile on his face and says, "Hey, don't jinx me."

I shook my head and we continued on. Shortly after leaving Jenks, he gets pulled over.

"Well, Dad, looks like you jinxed yourself."

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📅︎ Jul 08 2015
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