Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.
They both have a great time.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Jeff Bezos stepped down from CEO of Amazon...
It's too bad.
He was in his Prime.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Such a shame that Jeff Bezos is stepping down from Amazon.
He really is in his prime.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to bed?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Why did Jeff Bezos get divorced?
His marriage was unionized
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What did the cop say after opening Jeff Dahmer's refrigerator ?
"He really had a cool head."
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Jeff it looks like youβre in a ruff situation..
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Why couldn't Jeff Bezos fall asleep?
He didn't have his pajamazon
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Did you know Jeff Bezos has trouble sleeping?
Unless he has his pajamazon
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Jeff please
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︎ Nov 06 2019
How do you find DJ Jazzy Jeff in a snowstorm?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
*Laughing in Jeff Kaplan*
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Did you hear that Jeff Bezos changed his name to Richard and started a living room furniture empire?
I guess you can do anything if you're Sofa King Rich.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
If you're surprised that Jeff Epstein committed suicide
Just imagine how surprised he was.
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︎ Aug 15 2019
Anybody here named Jeff?
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︎ Dec 01 2018
I guess you could say that Jeff's Session's over
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︎ Nov 07 2018
What is Jeff the Killer's favorite key on the keyboard?
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︎ Jan 08 2019
Manager walks into the sales office and tells a salesmen "Hey Jeff somebody slashed your tires!"
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︎ Apr 19 2018
Did you hear Jeff Bridges is going to star in the remake of Red October?
People thought he would be excited but he's been pretty Subdude.
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︎ Jun 01 2018
Genie: You have one wish. Me: How much money does Jeff Bezos have?
Genie: Not sure exactly.
Me: Give me a ballpark figure.
...Now Iβm the size of Yankee stadium.
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︎ Nov 18 2018
Jeff Dunham is going to host the Oscars this year
Itβll be the Acadummy Awards
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︎ Feb 20 2019
Jeff Foxworthy does something newsworthy, and 20th Century picks up on it.
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︎ Mar 18 2018
While out caroling one Christmas eve, Jeff & Don were tragically killed in the middle of singing "Deck the Halls". In a strange twist, they were reincarnated as ass-less leather chaps. Jeff looked at his friend and said...
..."Don, we now are gay apparel."
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︎ Dec 24 2015
Jeff Kaplan walks into a wall
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︎ Sep 28 2017
Jeff, an Oxford comma, and a semicolon walk into a bar.
They both had a great time.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Did you see Jeff Bezos stepped down as Amazon CEO?
Quit while he was in his Prime.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What does Jeff Bezos always do before he goes to bed ?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What does Jeff Bezos do every night before bed?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Jeff Bezos can't sleep
until he puts his pajamazon.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
How does Jeff Bezos sleep?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Jeff Bezos can't sleep
until he puts his pajamazon
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What is the last thing Jeff Bezos does before bed?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.
Thatβs a really expensive net!
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma goes to a bar.
Both of them had a great time.
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︎ May 25 2018
Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.
They both have a great time.
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︎ May 12 2019
Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.
They both have a good time.
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︎ Feb 28 2019
Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma goes to a bar...
Both of them had a great time.
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︎ May 29 2018
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