Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.

They both have a great time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Jeff Bezos stepped down from CEO of Amazon...

It's too bad.

He was in his Prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drogers5606
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Such a shame that Jeff Bezos is stepping down from Amazon.

He really is in his prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to bed?

He puts his pyjamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostPudding
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Why did Jeff Bezos get divorced?

His marriage was unionized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DO_doc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What did the cop say after opening Jeff Dahmer's refrigerator ?

"He really had a cool head."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Jeff it looks like you’re in a ruff situation..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punk_Rasputin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why couldn't Jeff Bezos fall asleep?

He didn't have his pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nthensome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Did you know Jeff Bezos has trouble sleeping?

Unless he has his pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

That's one expensive net

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LupinDaThird777
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked?

or with pajamazon?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Jeff please
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πŸ‘€︎ u/multitudina1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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How do you find DJ Jazzy Jeff in a snowstorm?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phinzgill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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*Laughing in Jeff Kaplan*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanIHaveAJoe_YT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Did you hear that Jeff Bezos changed his name to Richard and started a living room furniture empire?

I guess you can do anything if you're Sofa King Rich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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If you're surprised that Jeff Epstein committed suicide

Just imagine how surprised he was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Anybody here named Jeff?

Jeff: Yes

Geoff: Yeos

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I guess you could say that Jeff's Session's over
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdauriemma
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What is Jeff the Killer's favorite key on the keyboard?

The back-slash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabrielc0208
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Manager walks into the sales office and tells a salesmen "Hey Jeff somebody slashed your tires!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scuba_steve94
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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Did you hear Jeff Bridges is going to star in the remake of Red October?

People thought he would be excited but he's been pretty Subdude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flammable71
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Genie: You have one wish. Me: How much money does Jeff Bezos have?

Genie: Not sure exactly.

Me: Give me a ballpark figure.

...Now I’m the size of Yankee stadium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Jeff Dunham is going to host the Oscars this year

It’ll be the Acadummy Awards

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Jeff Foxworthy does something newsworthy, and 20th Century picks up on it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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While out caroling one Christmas eve, Jeff & Don were tragically killed in the middle of singing "Deck the Halls". In a strange twist, they were reincarnated as ass-less leather chaps. Jeff looked at his friend and said...

..."Don, we now are gay apparel."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbattoirOfDuty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2015
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Jeff Kaplan walks into a wall

he said "Ow"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dmanthelucky
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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Jeff, an Oxford comma, and a semicolon walk into a bar.

They both had a great time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Did you see Jeff Bezos stepped down as Amazon CEO?

Quit while he was in his Prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeezusManForReal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What does Jeff Bezos always do before he goes to bed ?

Puts his pajamazon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What does Jeff Bezos do every night before bed?

He puts his pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ace1986
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Jeff Bezos can't sleep

until he puts his pajamazon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BumperBabyAngel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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How does Jeff Bezos sleep?

with his pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtmemma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Jeff Bezos can't sleep

until he puts his pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What is the last thing Jeff Bezos does before bed?

He puts his Pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

Thatβ€˜s a really expensive net!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okkani
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma goes to a bar.

Both of them had a great time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.

They both have a great time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.

They both have a good time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma goes to a bar...

Both of them had a great time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g6mrfixit
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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