Japanese saw Puns

A list of puns related to "Japanese saw"

What did the Japanese man say when he saw his boy scratch his leg?

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Edit: read the numbers in Japanese

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👤︎ u/DiamondChocobos
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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I saw my friend stealing some traditional Japanese clothing.

Kimono she didn’t!

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👤︎ u/karmaterminator
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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I saw a very spicy Japanese pizza demon.

It was a Pepper Oni.

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👤︎ u/desireewhitehall
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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I saw a Japanese girl crying next to the road and asked what was wrong. I ordered a car for her, but...

she refused and kept saying, "Oniisan! Oniisan!".

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👤︎ u/DBrownGames
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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I saw a Japanese martial artist I know, I've seen him on tv before so I excitedly waved at him. He's confused and said "I don't believe we've met"

I said "I recognize Judo"

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👤︎ u/OfficialChairleader
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused

Now I’m hot water with the Japanese mafia

(Saw on another subreddit, it belonged here)

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👤︎ u/DonProvolone95
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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