Columbo New Year's Day Marathon, U.S. TV on Cozi TV, times ET
8:00am Prescription Murder - pre-series TV movie
While having an extramarital affair with an ambitious actress, a psychiatrist commissions his mistress to help him murder his wife after she threatens him with a costly divorce, leading a bumbling detective to attempt to crack his perfect alibi.
10:00am Ransom for a Dead Man
A tort attorney is bored with her marriage to a respected member of the supreme court and using his name to her advantage, and plans to kill him and make it look like he was kidnapped and held for random; Columbo investigates the case.
Noon Murder by the Book - Jack Cassidy, directed by Steven Spielberg
An acclaimed detective story author is suspected of murdering his co-author after a serious altercation between them; the suspect vehemently denies any involvement; Columbo discovered that the victim had contemplated the "perfect crime.
1:30pm The Most Crucial Game - Robert Culp
When the owner of a football team is found dead in his swimming pool, Columbo is called upon to investigate; it is believed that his death was an accident, but Columbo has his own suspicions and believes he was in fact murdered.
3:00pm A Stitch in Crime - Leonard Nimoy
A highly successful and respected surgeon hatches his plan to murder his partner in a research project, but one of the nurses catches onto his violent scheme; Columbo investigates a murder and uncovers a trail of violence.
4:30pm Lovely But Lethal - Martin Sheen
The owner of a successful cosmetics company prepares to launch a beauty cream that could save her business, whose sales are dropping, but when she encounters her rival who tries to ruin her, she ends up killing him and gets blackmailed.
6:00pm An Exercise in Fatality - Robert Conrad
The owner of a chain of health clubs but when one of his franchisees suspects the owner of cheating him, the franchisee is later found dead; Columbo is on the case and believes that the mans death was no accident and accuses the chain owner.
8:00pm Forgotten Lady - Janet Leigh
A once-famous star kills her husband when he refuses to finance a new production and makes it look like a suicide and Columbo is the only one who doesn't buy the facade; Columbo tries to prove that she is indeed guilty and bring her to justice.
10:00pm The Conspirators - the last 1970s Columbo
While an author is known for his proclamations that renounce all forms of terrorism, he
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
NEW YORK
- Kelly Bensimon teases Bravo return, questions if ‘RHONY’ cast is ‘really real’ (Page Six exclusive)
- Sonja Morgan celebrates daughter Quincy’s birthday with rare photo together (Sonja Morgan Instagram/Page Six)
- Eboni K. Williams Looks Back On Her Historic First Season of 'RHONY' (In The Know with Gibson Johns)
POTOMAC
- How ‘RHOP’ star Dr. Wendy Osefo and husband Eddie beat the cheating rumors (Page Six exclusive)
- Ashley Darby Says She Looks "16 Again" After "the Best Natural Facelift" (Ashley Darby Instagram/Bravo)
SALT LAKE CITY
- Lisa Barlow calls Jen Shah and Erika Jayne’s legal cases equally ‘horrible’ (Page Six exclusive)
BEVERLY HILLS
- Kyle Richards reveals where she and Erika Jayne stand after ‘RHOBH’ reunion (Page Six exclusive)
- How Kyle Richards Coped with Her Sleepless Nights After Starring in ‘Halloween,’ Plus: Her Take on the ‘RHOBH’ Reunion (Extra)
- See Every Stunning Detail from Crystal Kung Minkoff's Chinese New Year Celebration (Crystal Kung Minkoff Instagram/Bravo)
- RHOBH’s Kyle Gave Us Spicy Goss About The Drama At The 4-Part Reunion & On The Crossover Special (Pedestrian)
- Sutton Stracke Is the Real Detective of Beverly Hills (The Daily Beast)
- [Erika Jayne seen running errands after ‘RHOBH’ reunion trailer drops](htt
Pilot on me!!
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84 years ago, before two divorces, 4 moving, three mental breakdowns, an >!s-word attempt!<, one life being rebuilt and two fat cats later, I asked you to rank the number one hits of the 2010s Billboard Hot 100 chart, and that chart has remained hidden somewhere on an Excel file in my OneDrive... until now!!!!
The 2010s: the decade of EDM, Soundcloud rap and the Latin craze; the decade of both Inception and The Emoji Movie; the decade of social revolts and Internet culture; the decade of Vine, streaming and fake news... how we miss you!
During that decade gays got rights, careers started and died (Meghan Trainor, XXXTentacion, etc.), the world was supposed to end, days became weeks and weeks became months...
BUT BEFORE THAT... SOME FAQ
- How many people participated? 163 nostalgic people participated, remembering the decade and freedom we all miss
- Where can I see the results? Here are the RAW RESULTS.
- WAIT.... some people didn't vote all of the songs? Yes, i'm aware of that... but I guess that helps to give some songs a fair rating.
- What songs were rated? You can take a sneak peek at the list of songs rated right here....
AND NOW, THE RANKINGS
Reduced to three decimals for readability.
- Katy Perry | Teenage Dream | 8.688
- Mariah Carey | All I Want For Christmas Is You | 8.582
- Adele | Rolling In The Deep | 8.516
- Carly Rae Jepen | Call Me Maybe | 8.478
- Taylor Swift | Blank Space | 8.391
- Adele | Someone Like You | 8.304
- Gotye | Somebody That I Used to Know (feat. Kimbra) | 8.217
- Lorde | Royals | 8.204
- Kesha | Tik Tok | 7.969
- Rihanna | We Found Love (feat. Calvin Harris) | 7.905
- Mark Ronson | Uptown Funk (feat. Bruno Mars) | 7.863
- Ariana Grande | thank u, next | 7.826
- Katy Perry | California Gurls (feat. Snoop Dogg) | 7.806
- The Weeknd | Can't Feel My Face | 7.776
- The Weeknd | Starboy (feat. Daft Punk) | 7.743
- Lady Gaga | Born This Way | 7.739
- Rihanna | Only Girl (In The World) | 7.735
- fun. | We Are Young (feat. Janelle Monáe) | 7.677
- Lady Gaga | Shallow (with Bradley Cooper) | 7.614 2
It really does, I swear!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
POTOMAC
- Wendy Osefo is a Dazzling Wedding Guest in a Yellow Sequin Gown (Wendy Osefo Instagram/Bravo)
BEVERLY HILLS
- Kathy Hilton didn’t watch ‘RHOBH’ Season 1 because she was so ‘hurt’ (Sirius XM's Lunch With Bruce podcast/Page Six)
- Kathy Hilton Recalls Sleepless Nights Worrying About Paris Partying as a Teen: 'I Was Scared' (Sirius XM's Lunch With Bruce podcast/People)
- Camille Grammer: Kyle Richards told me in 2019 Tom Girardi ‘was in trouble’ (Camille Meyer Twitter/Page Six)
- Jennifer Tilly on Watching Friend Sutton Stracke on 'RHOBH' and If She'd Ever Be a Housewife (ET exclusive)
- Lisa Vanderpump Talks 'Pump Rules' Growing Up and Breaking the Fourth Wall (ET exclusive)
- Kim Richards debuts glam new look in rare photo at niece’s bat mitzvah (Guilmer Alexander Mancia Instagram/Page Six)
- Charlie Sheen no longer has to pay Denise Richards child support (Page Six)
- Denise Richards 'Blindsided' by Charlie Sheen Child Support Ruling, Lola Still Lives with Her: Source (People exclusive)
NEW JERSEY
- Jackie Goldschneider Enjoys a Sparkling Birthday Cake (Jackie Goldschneider Instagram/Bravo)
- Teresa Giudice's Daughter Gabriella Turned 17 with a Sweet Celebration at Home (Teresa Giudice Instagram/Bravo)
*ORANGE COUNTY
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It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
There hasn't been a post all year!
