A list of puns related to "Ramon Estevez"
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Thereβs that phrase againβSheβs been there so long. The writer here didnβt seem to know the previous owners, so I wonder if he somehow saw the written account of the young man who wrote of the hallway. Strange.
In any case, this story is anβ¦odd one. From what I can gather from property records for 413 Rutherford Lane, there was a couple, Ramon and Maria Estevez, who purchased the house in 2009 and sold it a year later at a loss.
As for me, I remember nothing about the basement from childhood other than it being darkβa sort of forbidden place that I was told not to enter. My foster home had a similar rule though about their basement when I was young, so this may not be an entirely helpful memory for a five year old to have formed.
Today, there is no servants' kitchen in the basement, nor any fridge, but upon a cursory search of the floor I did find two gouges in the flagstones which end at an exterior wall. Quite by accident, I discovered that water spilled on the ground near those gouges flows toward the wall and into a small crack at its base. I was surprised by this as the floor appears to rise toward the wall and my phoneβs level confirmed a two degree incline away from where the gouges begin and toward the wall. I canβt explain that.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Why
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
free
Because his Visa didnβt work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
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