Anyone want a 12 inch BLT on toasted Italian bread?
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I am craving several different Italian desserts right now.
Too bad I cannoli eat one.
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︎ Jun 06 2021
Why couldnβt the Italian chef get start his car?
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︎ Jun 23 2021
What did the Italian call the noodle with no dad?
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︎ Jun 29 2021
Did you hear the sad story about the Italian chef?
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︎ Jun 05 2021
What do you call a rough Italian neighbourhood?
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︎ May 07 2021
Who is Ronaldoβs favorite football player
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︎ Jul 04 2021
So my wife says, βhoney, Iβd like to have a little Italian for dinner tonight.β
I said, βSure. But Iβm not sure how the little Italianβs family will feel about that.β
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︎ Jun 24 2021
One day I want to open an Italian restaurant in New York for amnesiacs
It'll be called 'Spageddaboutit'
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︎ Jun 22 2021
Me: the earth isnβt flat. Fiat Earther: correct. Me: huh? Fiat Earther: itβs the shape an italian car. Me: what?
Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didnβt you?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
A man is at a sellout football game with an empty seat beside him
The guy behind him notices that the seat is empty and asks why.
"My wife recently passed away. We have season passes and she never missed a game" the man said.
"I'm very sorry to hear that" replied the man behind him."Couldn't you have invited one of your friends to come with you to fill the seat?"
"Oh no!" The man replied. "They're all at the funeral".
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︎ Jul 02 2021
What do you call a one armed Italian?
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Iβd like a six inch Italian herbs and cheese with turkey breast and ham please, cheese and toasted.
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︎ Jun 15 2021
I just got fired from the football factory
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︎ Jul 07 2021
What did the Italian magician say after his magic trick?
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︎ Jun 11 2021
Did you hear about the italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastππ»β€οΈ
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!π
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Did you know the Italians used to make an all natural fibre from tomato, basil and cheese?
The used it to make short pants called caprese.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
Want to contact a dead Italian ?
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︎ Jun 11 2021
A magician is eating in an Italian restaurant
but doesn't like the sauce, so he shouts "Pesto chango!"
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︎ Jun 07 2021
What do you call an Italian hooker?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What did the Italian drummer name his three daughters?
Ann-ah one, Ann-ah two, Ann-ah here-we-go!
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︎ Jun 01 2021
Did you hear Roger Federer plans to make cheese after he retires?
It's a kind of GOAT's cheese.
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︎ Jun 30 2021
Where do Italian gangsters live?
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︎ May 17 2021
I used to know what Italians call ice cream in espresso.
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︎ May 24 2021
Why is a car hopeless at football?
Because it only has 1 boot.
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︎ Jun 21 2021
My dad and I talked about the football game in the pub.
'They'd do better playing in a field,' he suggested.
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︎ Jun 18 2021
Arrabbiata literally means βangryβ in Italian...
Probably because the tomatoes are strained
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︎ May 24 2021
What did the Italian dad say when his family asked him what type of eel he caught on vacation.
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︎ May 14 2021
What do Italian ghosts eat?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Why do Italians love cooking?
Itβs their national pasta-time
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What is an Italian's favorite color?
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︎ May 13 2021
What did the Italian footballer say to his teammate?
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︎ Apr 18 2019
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What do you call an Italian astronaut?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
An Italian woman was accidentally given 6 doses of the Pfizer vaccine.
Now no one can hear her P.
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︎ May 11 2021
What do you call an Italian homeless man?
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︎ May 08 2021
Some Italians were throwing small lumps of dough composed of potatoes at my house
I guess they were Gnocching on my door
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︎ May 01 2021
My friend: Did you heard about the Italian man who died recently, he pasta way
Me: Thats very sad. Venice the funeral?
(Please excuse my poor english as it is not my first language)
Edit: I am not a dad, I am a 15 year old teen
Edit 2: Thank you u/Mnt2bdaddy for the wholesome award.
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I went to a costume party dressed as a Euro. When asked what I was I told people I was new Italian currency...
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What kind of eel likes Italian food?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Thereβs a rat in the Italian mafia
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︎ Apr 11 2021
I got a girlfriend by pretending that I play football. My friends don't think it's going to last but I don't worry.
She thinks that I'm a keeper.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
How do Italians knock on the door?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
My college roommate, Anthony, was really into Italian food and Jamaican music.
We called him Reggae Tony.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
The Chef at our local Italian Restaurant has died...
He pasta away
We cannoli do so much to help
His legacy will become a pizza history
Here today, gone tomato
Sending olive our prayers to the family
His wife, cheese still not over it
No more penne tration for her
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︎ Apr 19 2021
If you want to contact a dead Italian....
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︎ May 09 2021
Ever wanted to contact a dead Italian ?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Why did the Italian chef get locked out of his restaurant?
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