Why is six afraid of seven?

7 was a well known 6 offender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisokaLaMagician
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Ebay is so useless

I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatooftheabys
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God

Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Tigger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?

The water break...

Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pomacanthus_asfur
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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A reporter interviewed a 103-year old woman: β€œAnd what is the best thing about being 103?” the reporter asked.

The woman simply replied, β€œNo peer pressure.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..

.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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My best friend gave me this today because I'm obsessed with pigs & it is the best card I've ever gotten. reddit.com/gallery/lkaalp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"

"That's M'Shell on my back!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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One impeachment is bad, but two impeachments

That’s just unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigg_UN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Is this sub still active?

Haven't seen anyone post all year!

(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shauntp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Lighter is better
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AligatorKS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Lance is an uncommon name nowdays

But in mediaeval times people were called lance a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Everything is treble
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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My daughter told me Jim Morrison is overrated.

I told her not to slam The Doors in my house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSabrewulf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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This is the... wait, what?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seti_alphan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)

Air-vrything.

I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why is dark spelled with a K?

Because you can't c in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you're thinking)

Not what you're thinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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The wife and I were at the marriage counselor. "Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?" The marriage counselor asked glaring at me.

I look at my wife frustratingly and shout "You never even told me you sold flowers!?"

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This pun is a Cut above the rest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pablocaz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Whst is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat ?

Chicago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.

Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again πŸ€”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. β€œHow much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. β€œNothing” I slurred. β€œLook at me!” she shouted. β€œIt’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”

I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, β€œIt’s you. I can tell by the voice.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunny_McShoot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I admit it’s a repost, but this pun is just a sin... Please let me know if you get it!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x000b
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Adjective for metal is metallic

But not so for iron which is ironic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aryanpixel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue.

She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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This is my best pick-up line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rukhnul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing." I said to my wife.

She said, "Wear your own then, dickhead."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I heard the Kool Aid man is starting a baseball team.

He's the pitcher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryingstlfan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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After years of trying, a woman tells her husband she is pregnant.

The man, tearing up, takes his wife's hand and says, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm going to be a dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stress-Thick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Why is a good dad joke like good sex?

They tend to make eyes roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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LPT: If you are trying to stay in a hotel that’s completely booked, just tell the receptionist that your name is β€œimprovement”.

Because there’s always room for improvement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?

A radius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angrysandclock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Is this the real life?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXundryzXx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, β€œIs it to scale?” I replied, β€œNo…”

β€œIt’s to look at.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What is the opposite of a croissant?

A happy uncle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Did you know that Diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What is the hardest cult to join?

The diffi-cult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohammad5271
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalbo_boii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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This is how you make neon geen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold...

If it were served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I hadn’t used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I don’t mean to brag but this is the single greatest post I’ve ever made on reddit.
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What is the best type of cheese to hide a horse in?

Mascarpone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dugsalvador
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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It is rumored that the worst secretaries have typo blood.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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To understand this pun you need to know that the book in the first photo is called Apolodor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raaxen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Our cemetery is really getting crowded.

Seems people are just dyin to get into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Why is yoda afraid of 7?

Because six, seven eight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrotherZ1ox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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