My 15 year old told me he set up an IRA account. I said “Are you kidding me?”
He said “No, I’m adulting you.”
What did Ira Glass say to his dying grandmother...
Stayyyyy with-us.
( first post , father of twins , original joke )
I have a list of friends who love palindromes!
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
Job at Campbell's Soup
My son got a job at Campbell's Soup. They no longer match 401k contributions, so I suggested he open a Broth IRA.
My financial advisor must've been listening to 80s hair bands
He told me to put my retirement money in a David Lee Roth IRA
