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Now I have stable wifi.
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
Dad: "I am."
They've got some serious jetlag.
I don't have connection to the internet so I can't check.
I installed a new router at our home and of course it is only prudent to rename the SSID to something other than the default. I named it "BasicallyASeriesOfTubes".
Which, when I explained it to the family, I showed them an iPad connected to
>The Internet, which is BasicallyASeriesOfTubes.
I was downloading a few things on the XBox one day, and my dad started mildly complaining about how I was slowing down his internet connection. Generally I'm not funny enough to come up with on the spot jokes, but "First come, first server." is the exception to that. Bonus: I was talking about dreams with my parents one morning and I mentioned that I had recently had a dream where dad died. Dad instantly deadpanned with "One day, all your dreams will come true."
You know those artificial pen pals?
Transcription:
Program: A very nice friend.
Me: I too feel like we have a connection.
Program: An internet connection!
I'm currently taking a course in computer communication, and explained some of the history of the internet and networking in general with my parents.
When I got to the part about wireless connections, I mentioned that the first wireless data network was the ALOHA-NET, which was developed on the Hawaii islands.
Dad was quiet for a few seconds, and then said with a smile:
"Is that why it's called HawaiiFi?
She: "Gosh,s3rh0, my internet connection gets cut the whole time!"
Me: "I guess our ISP took a vacation in Connecticut"
Cue groans.
Now I have stable wifi.
Now I have stable wifi.
Now I have stable wifi.
Now I have stable wifi
Now I have stable wifi.
Now I have stable wifi.
Now I have stable wifi.
