Cable Internet Puns

He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.

Email > We will have some visitors in the office tomorrow dropping more internet cables in the conference room.

Reply > I hope they pick them up when they’re done.

I was getting changed while I heard the man next to me talking to his buddy about work.... "So yeah they were having this issue where all these rats were eatting the internet cables so they had to keep replacing them." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah, apparently the rats were on a high fiber diet."

We were walking towards the car and passed some road works where I couldn't really see what they were doing, there was just a ditch being dug with no tubes or cables in sight. I asked him what he thought they were placing, his response "Well obviously they're laying the new wireless internet"