It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is …

Real Stupid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billwashere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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They say low intelligence is due to your genetic makeup.

Joke's on them, I'm not wearing any.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haribom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence.

Now that’s just mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballsquancher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Have you heard about the Angel of Death that's not so intelligent?

The Dim Reaper?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GatorScribe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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What is a scammer’s favorite outdoor activity?

Phishing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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Hey friends! In support of the LGBTQ+ community I wanted to design a punny pride greeting card and I am so happy with how it turned out :D let me know what you think!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limechic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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My Lockdown Activity

In lockdown, I decided to take up a new activity called 'quiet tennis'. It's like normal tennis but without the racket.

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Dad, which state supports baking as a family activity?

Whisk on, son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shouldExist
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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The saddest activity in my life...is crushing coke cans.

It is "soda pressing".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muhammad221B
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Is this sub still active?

Haven't seen anyone post all year!

(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shauntp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why can't Welshmen be in the intelligence services?

Too many leeks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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A seismologist makes a discovery along an active fault line.

It’s absolutely groundbreaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicWinterWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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Very Intelligent

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonaldOthrom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Batman: It’s been a long day Alfred. Please fill up the bathtub.

Alfred: What’s a Htub?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BritishTeeth11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2021
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Raised a fortune at my bronchitis support charity event last night....

Everyone coughed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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I have been asking everyone what LGBTQ is?

So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesumit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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Why are shoulders your biggest supporters?

because they are always by your side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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β€œWhich support was it?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chill_Boi89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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"Morel Support" by Harebrained
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anthonywhall
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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At the bridge tournament, what did the Biden supporter bid?

No Trump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singletonking
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.

I said okay... Bi den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhillala7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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If my ceiling fan supported my weight...

....I'll never be bored again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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President Biden Set to Announce Support for Legalizing Marijuana

The announcement will be made to a joint session of Congress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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This support group will help you recharge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I don't support marijuana for young female cows

What do they need to get heifer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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I recently joined a support group for people who talk a lot.

We call ourselves On and On Anon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winfinity
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I wonder if the host of Jeopardy! absorbed all the trivia he used as answers... he woulda been mighty intelligent...

It would have made him a smart Alec.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?

They looked at the reviews... only 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Belpix0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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For Intelligent, Down-to-Earth People.

If we got rid of the Earth's core, it would be dismantling to our infrastructure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoelCZVC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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My wife’s activity today was jarring.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scartol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I had to call tech support for my computer the other day.

Tech Support: β€œIt seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.”

Me: β€œSo?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLaziestPotato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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What's a trump supporter's favorite martial art?

Krav maga.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copenhagen_bram
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What google application is the most supportive?

Google drive because it always has a folder to cry on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeTreePi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I support Statehood for DC

But also Marvel and Dark Horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekim84
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Does France ban any activities for its universal healthcare?

I can't imagine the Pierre pressure it would cause...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What kind of self-defense does a Jewish Trump supporter practice?

Krav MAGA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Whats an intelligent visitor with a typo?

An educated guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freezer12557
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I just called up Gamestop consumer support.

They asked me to hold it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishore05
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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My uncle was in a band called The Hinges.

They supported The Doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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It must be my lucky day! I found a plant that says it supports learning about a son of Norseman Erik the Red!

Yep. I found a for-Leif clover!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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In Zack Snyder's Justice League, Barry Allen breaks a window by simply touching it.

This is because Windows no longer supports Flash...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blainemoore
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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Is this subreddit still active?

No one's posted anything all year...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hipcatjazzalot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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How did the ghost measure all its Halloween activities?

With its scarecard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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My mother and my wife teamed up on me to encourage me to take my glucosamine and chondroitin pills.

It was joint support for my joint support.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbrown705
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2021
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Crows are very intelligent birds, they even go out for drinks from time to time.

It's called the crowbar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashnakag3019
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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The saddest activity in my life is crushing my Coke cans.

Its soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXWOLFXx8888
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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